LETS SPREAD SOME POSITIVE SHIT! :)

He woke up with tears in her eyes

She woke up with some regrets

They woke up with pain in their hearts...

looking back..wishing they could once again just start

life's a game of darts

one missed shot and u are lost!

and then u pay the cost....

but what if i say ...that u get to go back and make the amends

will u still follow the old norms and chase those silly trends?

will u still let anyone trample over ur dreams and not let that pain end?

will u still let ur love stay in ur heart and just wait for a miracle and say "it depends!"?

will u still be trapped in the shackles of ur aimless existence and find ways to justify your resistance?

will u still not fight for your girl who got your heart swirled just because she belongs to someone else?

will u still wait for him to go on that one knee and assume that everything will end well?

will u still not make an explosion since u just are worried to blow that one match off?

will u still not stand up for yourself and keep the tag of becoming somebody's laughing stock?

will u still be debating on whether men are from mars and women from venus?

will u still every morning wake up with that hopelessness of not bringing that magic back..of being the unsung hero of your own life?

WILL U STILL NOT WRITE POETRY IN A WORLD WHO IS CONSTANTLY TRYING U TO LIMIT URSELF TO ALPHABETS?

WILL U STILL WASTE TIME ON THESE QUESTIONS?

Hi guys,

do u feel trapped?

or stressed?

family issues?

exam tension?

wanna escape and run away free into the wild...[or assuming that u r like me...so sneak up in the blanket in ur pyjamas eating cheese burst pizza?]

THATS ABSOLUTELY FINE. your feelings are all the different and yet so same!

I'm just here to tell u that u are not here to fit into a world of dos and dont's ...u are here to make a world of your own.we are not always in a position that we want to be at, we make mistakes,make simple things complex,misunderstand people who mean the world to us,get bogged down by failures and giving up on that dream that we had when we were dressed as a supermans and barbies trying to chase butterflies...u know sometimes its good to be scared..it means u still have something that u are afraid to lose . its really important for us to actually stop running for 5 seconds, go and hug the person we love and let them know it..because u never know that will u return back from the marathon?! but lets assume if u don't,trust me those 5 seconds of making that someone special feel the way u wanted,will be cherished even beyond infinity.CAUSE U NEVER THINK THAT THE LAST TIME IS THE ACTUAL LAST TIME.

 ITS NOT IMPORTANT TO BE TOUGH EVERYDAY,SOMETIMES ITS IMP THAT U HAVE THAT SHATTERING BREAKDOWN TO HAVE AN UNDENIABLE BREAKTHROUGH!

there is a beautiful quote from a medical series i watch "not everybody has to be happy every time..it's not mental health or some para psychology...ITS CRAP"

it's completely alright to let your hair down for a while, sob like crazy, scream bullshit,be scared because when u do that ...u come out as a strong one...a hobnailed individual! these things and obstacles are purposefully made painful so that when u hunt for that final goal,that phenomenal feeling of being brilliant can be enjoyed...

WE LIVE IN A BEAUTIFUL ILLUSION CALLED "FOREVER", nonetheless how beautiful it is, an illusion is never real..so why not create something that's real...if u wanna fly...make ur wings

u wanna dance...be the music

u wanna tell her/him that u are an absolute mess....but u still chose him/her to be a part of it....do it

its not always perfect..u will face rejection but someday u might be the priority...EMBRACE UNCERTAINITY..SOMETIMES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHAPTERS OF OUR LIVES DONT HAVE A TITLE TILL THE END...SO WAIT ..DONT LET THE HOPE RUN AWAY!

Our pretty little world is full of morons...one will tell u that u are way too loud...and the other will tell u that u are way too polite

another will tell u that ur dreams are sooo big...and the other is just gonna shove it up like a piece of paper...but my dear dear friends..u know what u have to do!?

its one simple thing SCREW IT!

if life swings hard..u gotta push and swing harder..u have to fight ur own battle

FIGHT FOR THE FAIRY TALE? YES, IT DOES EXIST

if u want something, don't give up too soon...sometimes the same destinations have different routes

be so intensely crazy for your dream,your love,your passion,the respect, that it consumes every aspect of your core

seems too big? big words? right? hahaha...it seems all so difficult but nothing great has ever come easy? has it?

ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO FIND THE COURAGE TO FIGHT THAN THE STRENGTH TO RUN

BE DIFFERENT...BE PURE...BE A BEAUTIFUL SOUL

SPARKLE THAT KINDNESS...THAT STREAK OF GOODNESS IN U

SO NOW STOP WORRYING...

KEEP DREAMING...KEEP SMILING 

BREATHE.

I WAS THE BEST PUTTAR UNTIL I BROUGHT HER HOME

HI....I AM ROHAN SINGH AHLUWALIA. and before you say or think about me...wait...I AM A PUNJABI. 

I am a software developer and before u start thinking highly of me or feel that I can create a code that even professional hackers from "24" series can't crack...please stop running your minds. I make 40,000 a month and will start making 60k by the end of the year.....oh? what's so special about the end of the year?
I am bringing Shriya home.
Shriya?
a girl who I am apparently in love with...who has a perfect figure,big dark brown eyes,sleek waist length hair...absolutely straight,has amazing skin complexion [good for her else Punjabis are the biggest racists on the earth],takes care of me,my friends,my flat which we are currently living in,my friends go gaga over her red lips and okay i think that's enough for the description....I should probably stop. so basically one can make out she's a decent girl ...good enough to be someone's wife....and the someone over here is me.
no no i am not complaining not at all....its just that ....one she is a Gujarati and second ...is i don't know whether i actually love her or am just habituated by her presence ....you see, we guys are just like that ...as soon as we see a pretty girl [who in fact is every second girl we look at], the kameena heart starts racing and makes the stupid brain produce certain neurotransmitters that make us believe that we are truly deeply and madly in love....UNTIL.....YOU HAVE TO BRING HER HOME.
Not that i am scared or something,it's just that i am not too sure plus Shriya doesn't know how to make a round roti....so basically my mother is going to kill her for that!
so the other day i was having a conversation with her....not exactly a conversation...u can call it a prep talk if u want.
"rohuuu...baby"
FUCK! okay so people beware whenever shriya calls me rohuu,danger is around the corner..last time she called me that i almost landed up at her friends house half drunk just to prove that i am loyal to her...FREAKY PIECE OF SHIT MAN!
"hmm....?" i became cautious
"i was thinking once we get married no...we will help ur dad leave his habit of abusing people on the phone...it was only yesterday i was skyping with your sister simran and i heard your dad swearing a person on the phone....not good no!"
WAIT A SEC...WAIT A FUCKING SECOND....DID SHE JUST SAY SHE SKYPED SIMRAN?
are we talking about reality? SHE IS A BLOODY INVADER...WHO IS SHE TO TELL MY DAD NOT TO ABUSE? not as if i like it but now its a matter of self respect...
"shriyuuu..baby...[GUYS RULE NUMBER 1 WHENEVER U WANNA MAKE UR GIRL FEEL CLOSE AND SPECIAL JUST THROW FILLERS RANDOMLY ....for instance "sweetheart...why dont u try making something special for us today" MARK MY WORDS MY FRIEND...THESE ARE MAGIC VIGNETTES...IT CAN MELT A GIRL ANY BLOODY TIME!]
"SO ...shriyuu, my baby...listen he is a punjabi ...right? and its our birthright to abuse..its just like expressing your love! "
"but my family wont like it no!" she exclaimed
i had to do something! i knew very well that were on the verge of "THE UNNECESSARY RANDOM FIGHT PHENOMENON"
"I understand it...but u cant argue with elders right...you only taught me that..right baby?". shriya stopped drinking her green tea and started thinking [GOD....WHY DO GIRLS THINK WAY TOO MUCH..DONT THEY HAVE OTHER IMP STUFF?... LIKE PLAY FIFA...OR SLEEP FOR GODS SAKE!]
"yeah ...i guess its okay..ill tell my family beforehand" [FINALLY SHE MADE SOME SENSE..THANK GOD!]
Being a sunday morning i was hungry so i requested shriya to make some food.
"what will u eat rohan?" she asked casually while tying her hair up in a bun.
"ummm....aloo parantha?" i replied
"aloo parantha...are u serious?"..."again?"
"haan...so?....."
"we ate that 2 days ago rohan...cmon yar...lets eat something healthy..."
"darling....listen carefully...
Breakfast means Paranthas. And if the temperature outside is soaring, there’s Lassi too.
Once married into a Punjabi family, forget about dieting. Firstly, they don’t like thin and lean people, and, secondly, they won’t let you go on a diet come what may.Don’t worry about variety. There’s aloo, gobhi, muli, daal, even egg ka parantha, which will always be served with a large dollop of butter and a glass of Lassi.SHE SCOWLED AT ME......."baby....how..about some salad...." i covered up my ass which was about to burn from that stare."u will never improve rohan..."she gave me a flirty smile
suddenly the bell rang. shriya opened the door. it was aryan,my buddy."hey gorgeous" he went on hugging her and looking at me winked eye and all i was showing him was my middle finger"come on in aryan..was making some breakfast..wanna join for coffee?""not at all...salaa bas tujhpe line maarne aya hai" i was growling at him"shutup baby...."she went in the kitchen"saale itna darta kyu hai?...mai to bas mazze le raha tha yr"

"shut the fuck up....why the hell are yu here?" i switched on my fifa and put it on 2 player mode"bhai...ek bandi hai...kuch" he began"no no  bro....u come here...drink the shitty coffee play fifa entertain us with ur lame jokes""dont be a moron yar rohan....i am not that lame in jokes...""yeah...not in jokes but in relationships and after that u get lost" i corrected myself
" acha guys listen..some one is gonna come here in next 5 mins...and rohan tu saala bhai hai mera and shriya my bhabhi""wo waise bhi teri bhabhi hi hai kutte" i was on full sarcasm mode."who is coming aryan?" shriya sked"my girlfriends father!""WHAT"! we both were startled and before we could ask anything else the bell rang...aryan like a prospective groom  got the father in,touched his feet and introduced him to us. and we? WE WERE JUST GOING WITH THE FLOW. 
so after some initial conversation awkwardness mr dixit, the father , asked aryan "beta kya karrhe ho ajkal?""sir ajkal bas babu hun" shriya was SHOCKED..UTTERLY BUT I KNEW IT..THIS WASNT HAPPENING FOR THE FIRST TIME."OH arre waah beta konse bank ke babu ho?" the father seemed interested"sir waise to sind bank ka lein apki pinki ka bhi babu hun"FUCK....OH THIS ISNT ME...THIS WAS SHRIYAS EXPRESSION....WHICH WAS DRIVING ME NUTS...I JUST COULDNT CONTROL MY LAUGHTER...AND  FEW MOMENTS LATER IF YOU COULD....YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN ARYAN CRYING IN PAIN AS HIS EYES WERE ALL SWOLLEN....HOW?OH CMON ...DO I NEED TO TELL YU THAT?
AN hour later aryans pinki called up and in a fit of rage said "how dare u speak to my father like that u bastard""pinki..u only said...just say the truth and thats what i did yar""u fool.....n why didnt u ever tell me ki tum alcohol peete ho?""hey now cmon....u also didnt tell me ki tumhara baap khoon choosta hai...did i say anything?"fuck you" AND THERE WENT AWAY HIS 16TH GIRLFRIEND........
Suddenly shriya shreiked with happiness and came running out where i was apparently nursing aryan with ice."baby...what happenned?" i asked"baby...rohu.....ur family wants to meet me!""WHAT THE..........".......[TO BE CONTINUED] 

THE INVINCIBLE SHADOW: THE SECRET

With terror occupied her mind and concern for safety of her boyfriend, she drove back as fast as she could. Yes, she was sure that SIGMOIDs conversation with her was just a threat to stop her but she just couldn’t take the risk.

Parking the car underground, adah ran swiftly to the closest elevator and went to the 24^th floor. Breathing a sigh of relief, she sat down to her knees, massaging them with her hands, she realized that she could hear her throbbing heartbeat…..taking a long breath, she rung the bell twice…

“adah, where were u man, ur parents , I seriously tell u, they are so clingy, they have called atleast 50 times….cant u tell them …..” sam began complaining, interrupting his old monologue that he used to repeat every single day she returned from work…she bluntly cut him and demanded

“did something unusual happen while u were cracking the sigmoid today?” panting heavily she asked

“adah? Whats the matter…u seem really tensed” he tried to comfort her

“damn it! Show me your emotions after…just tell me….did anything happen while u were working on the sigmoid??” she absconded

SAM, an ethical computer hacker and the only guy who ever came close to adah….he was great at his job ranging from hacking the most potential info, and one of the best in his field. Gregarious by nature he and adah hit off from the beginning….though adah was always against office romances, they did not have much trouble as most of the time sam worked from home.  They were perfect for each other , understood each others needs, desires, problems and thus were blissfully happy since the last 4 years….however problems recently started brewing between them….time issues ,loyalty were slowly draining their relationship which led to their breakup 2 months back. Though not as lovers, they stayed friends sharing the same apartment …..their friendship was stronger than their love…even if it was adah who was usually cold and emotionless who broke off…sam secretly still had hopes for “them”.

“no….nothing…u are talking about cracking into sigmoid? Which has 5 protection layers! And out of which just 2 have been opened loose……now will u tell me what the hell is going on?” he was confused as he had never seen adah reacting this way..even during the Mumbai terror attacks ,she kept her calm…ADVERSITY WAS ADAHS FORTE and today it seemed a little shaken.

“SIGMOID TAPPED MY RADIO WAVES AND WARNED ME TO STOP DRILLING INTO HIS SYSTEM ELSE MUMBAI WILL  HAVE TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES” she told him but not about MR INVINCIBLEs personal threat towards sam…she knew he would freak out which would affect the work of opening the sigmoid all loose and SHE WOULDN’T WANT THAT.

“are u serious” sam was paralysed hearing this

“yes sam I indeed am….so now it would be better if we all pull up our socks..its high time now” she tried to maintain her composure

 Sam drifted a little closer towards adah….held her hand and looked gravely into her eyes..he knew adah would  never show her emotions openly and now when she needed someone to comfort her , she will pretend to be as courageous as never before. Holding her hand he softly whispered.

“adah….i know you can” . for a second even the “witch” forgot that they were no longer in a relationship..slowly leaning towards his chest…she rested her head on him and tried to relax in his warmth. She knew she could always rely on him and the softness he offered her during such times was unmatchable. Closing her eyes they were gently hugging each other when…….Suddenly a beep from sams computer started to ring so loud that it made adah realized that she was being vulnerable….collecting herself up she said.

“sam, whats that beep?”

Sam smiled ….”adah…congratulations the 3 and 4 layer have been cracked” he grinned

FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS, adah thought

“great….crack the 5 layer too  before i eat u up alive” she got back being the rude bitch

“don’t eat me up…there is some pasta left..its in the microwave..warm it and eat it up” he was well aware that adah wouldn’t have eaten a single morsel since morning

“yeah..whatever” she dragged herself to the kitchen , leaving sam smiling to himself.

MR DIXIT CALLING….HER PHONE FLASHED

Jumping over the counter , she answered it “yes sir”

“adah I need u to come to the headquarters immediately” saying just this much, he hung up even before adah could ask what was it.

Threatening sam to open the 5 layer by tomorrow , she ran to her car and drove as quickly as she could to the HQ OF INDIAN CRIMINOLOGY DEPT…as soon as she approached the gates..she entered her personnel code and went in. in the wee hours of dawn, adah wondered, what the matter could be….

‘COME THROUGH THE BACK DOOR, ADAH…8765 IS THE CODE FOR THE BARGATE’ mr dixit sent her the text msg.

She was granted access as soon as she entered the 4 digit code

“weird” she thought as mr dixit never calls her such late “must be some emergency “ she thought however some doubt began to hover in her head….the hazy air…the pitch black atmosphere…something was just not right.

 And he back door was only used for entering into places which could be only accessed by the chairman and president of the ICD…

“adah?” she heard mr dixit’s voice

Turning around she saw him …..he was being different adah spotted it immediately..his face was all pale..his shoulders quivered….this man was the pillar of icd …she sensed it right from entering the HQ that something grim was going on

“sir..is everything alright?” she enquired

“follow me adah” and he led her to a place which was all dark,a rancid smell made her cover the nose..she could hear some strange clanking noise…it was a bit spooky.

“nitrous oxide and ammonia” he said sensing the pungent smell.

 They entered a huge room….mr dixit switched on the light and made adah SEE HIS MOST PROTECTED SECRET EVER……..IT WAS THE SIGMOID ITSELF!!

THE INVINCIBLE SHADOW - THE AWAKENING

Something was just not correct…..adah felt it…it was like something was slipping out from her hands but she couldn’t control it …it just wasn’t possible!
“LOOK OUT!” sam shouted
But it was too late now…..or ?

3 days ago
“it’s a complete disaster…what have you fools been up to all year long…jerks!” adah screamed loud across the hall which was enough to send chills through the spine of her employees. 
“maam, actually …..i ..i”  sid tried to advocate but soon realized he was talking to the “WITCH ON FIRE”
“what?” …”what..maam?” adah barked “just get out and let me clear the mess u idiots have made”


Oh ,if you are wondering..how rude and mean could she be…it was not even a proper trailer. Every morning before she arrived, sid made sure that her coffee double espresso, extra sugar was ready all hot on the table, catalogued all her files, scheduled her appointments, made all the office supplies within her reach and the most imp task of all sent alerts to all the employees of the office before she entered the so called “WORK BAR” so that they could appraise themselves for the worst.


Adah, adah khurana , a dynamic 29 year old criminal psychologist who was mostly seen donning a formal suit with a neatly tied pony and was famous for continuously working at the laptop and as well as kicking u out of her cabin if she read your body language to be inappropriate. A perfect definition of HORROR WITH INTELLECT, adah could crush your soul in even less than a nano second with a glare. If the apathetic look wasn’t enough to scare the nerves out of you, the girl was trained in some serious stuff of mind unlocking  ….so bless your stars if she didn’t look into your direction because if she did , man…the hell would break loose.

The superiors loved her, home ministry feared her as she was known for her arrogating ways of seizing control and solving the most powerful, cogent cases which they couldn’t. Being the vice president of INDIAN CRIMINOLOGY DEPARTMENT she had many accolodates  dedicated to her ferocious mettle. And with such an aura comes confidence ….she loved her job and worked 24*7 breathlessly.


“if it wasn’t your stupid mind which interfered  my brilliance, we could have solved the case weeks ago! Now move your ass out of my cabin else I will” she was annoyed.
Sid opened her mouth to apologize but all adah could say even not looking at him was “keep your bloody sorry to your bloody mouth”  and flashed him a bunch of files across his face

And then came the moment she was dreading the most….the phone on her desk was ringing…she knew it was the chairman of ICD who was her mentor and the only guy she respected in  her whole life. 

“good morning sir” adah said
“so you knew it was me….good…then you must also be aware as to why am I calling you!” MR DIXIT said
“yes, sir, I do” being a criminal psychologist has its perks too she thought
“so..where is the final access password that will unlock the location of SIGMOID?”

She was hating this moment…that feeling of compunction wasn’t the one that she was used to..but not having answers crippled her mind even more.

“sir…give me 3 days time …I know it already has been too late…but sigmoid is always 5 steps ahead of us..my hackers are trying to get into his system but ..” before she could finish mr dixit cut her in

“adah….you are one of my most trustworthy employees ….i have enough other people to tell me that how ahead sigmoid is ….i don’t want to hear that kind of crap from you…3 days adah…3 damn days..crack it.. and I know you can” he pushed her
“yes sir, I will, thanks.” Adah knew she would but sigmoid would know her plan too even before she would execute it.

SIGMOID, was a software of the mind, a huge blow that came out as a raging fire and a shock to the whole world. Created by some man who the ICD called “THE INVINCIBLE” who still wasn’t tracked , the sigmoid had such codings that even the best of best computer engineers or hackers could break…it was creating such a havoc as its waves had realm of cosmic powers which could read minds and in turn could influence their thoughts, actions and behaviours. Such a software was all immune to all types of viruses…nothing could enter his system and nothing could leave it without the imprints of  THE INVINCIBLE’S dna.

 Nobody knew why was it created but one thing was for sure..it did not had any productive purpose…IT WAS AN EXPLICABLE DISASTER.


 The only clue mr invincible was leaving everytime he operated the software was images of dead bodies torn up and an audio where he warned the ICD and THE INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF CRIMINAL DECODE to stop looking for him and trying ways to enter into his system. 1000 people worldwide were already targeted ….america, Canada, Europe and now he was on the asian hunt …it was only now that the Indian criminal association was informed but adah was already hooked up to this case from the very beginning…she even told the board of ministers that his next target would be MUMBAI so she prepared her team beforehand. 


“maam, its already 1 am …we have to close the office now” the peon timidly peeked through her cabin as he knew it very well of the consequences to disturb her when she was thinking to solve a case.

“yes, I am leaving…” she got up to pack her things….took  the car keys and the phone and started walking towards the parking lot immersed in her thoughts.
 She started the car , switched on the radio to her favourite fm which played nice songs at night and began driving to her apartment. All the roads were bane…no person was seen …the whole world was asleep while she drove on the road following all the traffic signals even when no other vehicle or policeman was around to obstruct her.


Suddenly, the fm began to fade in and fade out rapidly…..

“that’s strange, it has never happened before” she thought adjusting the knob of the radio 

AND THE RADIO STOPPED PLAYING….STANDING AT THE RED LIGHT WAITING FOR IT TO TURN GREEN, adah pulled her car over the corner to see what the matter was…AND THEN WHAT SHE HEARD ON THE RADIO WAS TERRIFYING, IT MADE ADAH GO WEAK IN HER KNEES AND HER FACE AS PALE AS A YELLOW PAPER……….IT WAS SIGMOID!!!...HE HAD TAPPED INTO HER RADIO SYSTEM AND WAS NOW SPEAKING TO HER


“ hello adah …..uhun uhun before you start recording our conversation on tape which I know u already have started I just wanted to let u know darling that I have arrived in Mumbai ….wont u give me a warm welcome?” his voice was grim and mocking 

Adah was scared for the first time in her life….she collected her consciousness back and firmly replied “you know it very well sigmoid, im gonna bust your plan…if you are actually as brave as u think…why don’t u come forward” she tried pressing the weak point as she was taught 8 years ago in her college.

“hahahaaa….adah adah” he sighed

“you amaze me….you think this small little ego game is gonna make me come out? Baby go home …your boyfriend is waiting for yu”


……….AND THIS WAS IT …..THE RADIO STARTED PLAYING THE SONGS BACK  AND ADAH…..FOR HER IT WAS A BLOODCURDLING NIGHTMARE. HE HAD TAPPED INTO HER LIFE…….IT WAS A FIGHT OR FLIGHT SITUATION.

THE FINALE EPISODE : DIARY OF AN EMOTIONAL FOOL :)

DIARY OF AN EMOTIONAL FOOL

 OHKAY SO THIS WAS UNEXPECTED…but ashima was actually keeling down on her knees…..

“ashima…get up what are u doing?” I couldn’t conceal my smile

“arjun….just shut up for once okay…m trying to apologize for all the siyappa I hve created in ur life…”she genuinely said

“its okay…dear , no need at all..its not a big issue…get up”

“are u going to shut up or shall I call Pikachu?”she threatened

“u are a good blackmailer” I smiled and kept my hand on my chin…”okay continue the Pikachu owner”

“yeah that’s better…okay so here is it…from the day we met there have been just misunderstandings and mishappenings only…i suspected u to stare at me….almost killed u in a car break..made Pikachu defecate on u..crying n the office …dude the list is endless, though u staring through my shirt was for real…”she smiled flirtatiously.

“hey….look its okay..i already have loads of people to create havoc in life….see AND I TOOK OUT MY PHONE TO SHOW HER MY DAD :P

She started laughing real hard…

“yeah yeah make fun of my misery…..”I sighed…”now please get up” I requested

“acha na” [CAN I JUST TELL THIS GIRL THAT HER EVERY NAA IS FREAKING ME OUT…MAN ITS SUPER SEXY]

As soon as she was about to get up I heard someone call me

“saale kutte arjun, green mango,bc ……”

IT WAS RAVI….BUT WHY THE HELL WAS HE HERE? IT WAS MY ONLY CHANCE WITH ASHIMA ..AND AB YE NAYA SIYAPPA!

BUT BEFORE I COULD RECOVER, ASHIMA WENT INTO DEEP SHOCK

“ravi?” what the fk….what are u doing here?”

“I guess I should ask what u are doing here , and why are u kneeling…wtf is going on ASHU!”

DAMN IT….ASHU? ASHU!!!....ASHIMA WAS ASHU…..RAVIS EX GIRLFRIEND WHO JUST BROKE UP WITH HIM A WEEK AGO…..AND ….OH GOD ….BHAI KYA DUSHMANI HAI MUJSE..LADKI MILNE SE PEHLE YA TO USKI SHAADI KRWADETE HO YA KISI KI EX BANA DETE HO..KYU BHAGWAN KYUUUU!!!!...

“ravi …..its nothing as it seems …”ashima got up quickly

“really?  2 days back u were all like u cheated on me…how could u do this that beleh!...and now what ? han? Mere hi best friend ko phassa liya

KUTTE JA MARRJA SAALE…TUNE DEO USE KRNE K YE BADLA NIKALA…I WANTED TO SAY BUT KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT FROM BEING  MURDERED

“ravi, first of all I am not proposing arjun….and second of all I am not ur gf anymore…so buzz off..i can do whatever I want to” she made him shut

AB KYUKI ISS BAAT P SALE K MUH KHULA NHI SO MERE PE BOMB PHODNE CHALA

“arjun bhai, tujhe bhai mana tha yar”

“saale to maine tujhe konsa kaam wala bai mana hai…tu bhi bhai h…bt u never made me meet ashima , I mean ur ashu, howcome I am supposed to know that both are the same person!” I replied

“bhai ye sahi nhi hua….ye ladki ki wajah se maine tujhpe shak kiya…I am sorry” THANK GOD ISKA UPSC K RESULT MERE HAATHON PASS NIKALA WARNA SAALE NE UDAA DENA THA MUJHE

“ITS okay yaar, acha ill just be back from the washroom, u guys sort out till then” I said

“u are going to the washroom?” ashima asked

“yess…” I replied confusingly

“why” she enquired BHAI AB INSAAN HUGNE BHI NAHI JAA SKTA.. ITNA DRAMA HONE K BAAD TO KSI KI BHI LAG SAKTI HAI…M TO NORMAL MBA ENGINEER HUN …LAGNE KI ADAT WAISE HI HAI…HOW DUMB OF U ASHIMA BABY…OH…RAVI KI ASHU

“what why? Why are u going to the washroom?”

“TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS! AND THEN TO JUMP FROM THE LONDON BRIDGE…WANNA JOIN ?” I was getting annoyed now….

“look guys…this is it …I am never ever gonna see the 2 of u in my life ever again…arjun u have been a good friend bt m sorry this is really awkward “ and taking her Gucci black bag, she left.

“gayi kamini….chal bhai drink pila” ravi said

“saale kutte….khud to chance maara nahi mera bhi chance le liya…marr le” I was full of rage

“chodh na bhai..waise bhi kal Amritsar jaa raha hai tu, ab shaadi krwadenge tere ghar wale….m kitna miss krunga tujhe”

“obviously ull miss me bro…daaru ke paise kon bharega? Haiana!” I commented sarcastically

And after a few shots we went home cursing girls for tsunamis and earthquakes and disrupting the global economy! Ravi even drew a brilliant picture explaining everything in just 2 words

The next morning I handed over my keys to ravi who was begging me not to get married

“bhai phas jaega….ye arranged marriages bas 4 saal achi lagti hai..40 saal baad maut ayegi…fir krega bhai ko yaad” ravi said

“saale maine konsa haan bol dena hai pehli ladki ko..dont worry…chal bye bro..daru pee khush reh” SEE WE BOUS DON’T EVEN BOTHER TO SAY TAKE CARE COZ WE KNOW KI BHAI NE KARNA WAHI HAI JO SOCHA HAI…HAD THERE BEEN A GIRL IN PLACE…ALL THE NATAK DRAMA WOULD HAVE TAKEN PLACE FROM PRE FAREWELL BASH TO POST GRIEF MOURNING TO “AWW BABY I MISSU TK CARE” STATUSES!! BULLSHIT

I reached Amritsar only to face an over enthusiastic mom who was all about”haye mera munda kitna sukda hogaya hai” and a detective dad who was trying to figure out how much more money was I gonna ask this time

“or beta ji, dukaan pe kab baithna hai” dad said over a cup of tea and marrie biscuits

“dad, not again please….”

“arre mera puttar itne time baad aya hai…chain ki saans to lene do” and my mom defended me….

WAIT! WHAT? MY MOM DEFENDED ME?? SOMETHINGS FISHY……

“jaa puttar haath muh dhoke tayaar hojaa…some guests are coming over”

“guests?” I suspiciously asked

“arre sawal na pooch jyada….jaa jaldi se fresh hojaa” mom ordered

“hanji ..going”

As I came out of the shower my mom made me wear her favourite shirt …the check stripes one….FUCK

“MOM? Whos sitting outside?

“beta, ab bada ho gaya hai..bua ki friend ki ladki hai….soni hai…ek baar mil le…”

“MOM I TOLD U …I AM NOT GONNA GET MARRIED ESPECIALLY ARRANGED BY YOU GUYS”

“Beta sooraj nikal aya hai…din me shubh bolte hain”

SOORAJ ? SERIOUSLY? SO IF THE DAMN SUN HAS DECIDED TO COME WHAT DOES SHE WANT ME TO DO ? PHOTOSYNTHESIS?!!

“tujhe meri kasam ek  baar mil le ….”

“okay” I gave in

As I went outside pretending to be a stud that I actually wasn’t…..I FROZE….I LITERALLY FROZE AND IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE OF MAMA CHACHA AND THEIR NIKKE NIKKIS ALL I COULD SAY OUT LOUD WAS “F##K”

WHAT THE HELL? ASHIMA WAS SITTING THERE , BLOODY HELL…SHE WAS THE BRIDE?...I MEAN LAST NIGHT ONLY…..WTF…HOW MORE FILMY CAN MY STORY GET?

Ashima looked at me and calmly concealing her face of horror said like a sabhaya kudi “hi, arjun” and smiled [UFF, JAANLEVA SMILE…HAYE!]

“Hi ashima?” I replied confusingly

“hehehehe…..jao beta , jao….arjun…ashima ko ghar dikhao tab tak hum bade baat krlete hain” my dad let out his nervous laughter

GHAR DIKHAO? HES KIDDING RIGHT…KYA GHAR DIKHAUN…JO 10 SECONDS ON FOOT KHATAM HOJATA HAI!!

“Come ashima….”

And we went outside in the garden…

“WHAT THE HELL, YOU KNEW THAT?” I demanded an answer

“OBVIOUSLY NOT” she freaked out as well

So , it was all destiny…..and here through all the fights, coincidences and misunderstandings we stood ….looking at each other in shock and I don’t know about her but mere mann me to definitely ladooo photo rahe the…

“arjun? So u wanna get married?” she asked

“ I am contemplating” I gave out a little laugh

“you love me?”

“woahh….girl u are fast?”

THIS QUESTION OF HER HAD A DIFFERENT SORT OF EMOTIONS…..MY HEART SAID ONE THING AND MY WALLET SAID OTHER….

“its simple….either u want me or you don’t want me…..choice is urs” she said

AB ISS PAGLI KO KON SAMJHAE…PYAAR SABKO CHAHIYE HOTA HAI…BAS GIRLS WANT THE YASH RAJ WALA PYAAR AND GUYS WANT THE MAHESH BHATT WALA ….:P

“What are u thinking?” she asked

“I ws just thinking that bhagawan kuch logon ko itna sundar banata hai ki unhe dekhke hi lagta hai ki bc reject hone k liye hi bane hain”

“well thanku for the flirt but it still doesn’t answer….u want to get married?” she pestered with the same thing again and again

“look ashima, I cant say yes immediately, give me some time to think” and suddenly we heard mom calling us out

“so beta kya decide kiya?....” dad asked angrily looking at me but appearing to be somewat subtle in his tone..

“uncle ji, it’s a yes” ashima said

“exactly “ I said…WAIT? WHAT!!..........THE WHOLE HOUSE WAS NOW BRIMMING WITH JOY AND SWEETS AND BADHAI HO BADHAI HO CONGRATULATARIES AND ALL I COULD DO WAS STAND THERE LIKE A GHOST WHO WASN’T HEARD, UNDERSTOOD OR FELT! I SAW MY PARENTS HUGGING LIKE HAPPY KIDS AS IF MARRYING WAS THE BEST DECISION …OR THE MOST SENSIBLE DECISION I HAD TAKEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE…..

“congrats arjun bhaiya” my cousins said

“hehehehe….thanks…..” I let our an  anxious tone

“ASHIMA ….WHY DID U DO IT?” I WHISPERED ADMIST SIMLES

“ARJUN….I LOVE  YOU” she declared

“that’s really flattering but……man ashima….i asked for some time..”

“only to say yes later…see I skipped the complexities” she said

“you are crazy…” I couldn’t stop myself from smiling

“AND YOU ARE AN EMOTIONAL FOOL” J

DIARY OF AN EMOTIONAL FOOL EPISODE 4

DIARY OF AN EMOTIONAL FOOL

“Look  ashima, I have had enough of your threats …what do you want?” I was annoyed

“so u wont be opening the door?”

“no”

“ohkay…..so will u atleast answer some of the questions…please?”

“what questions?” I asked…then she texted me these

“1 fill in the blank

-------he come tmrw?

2 what is the short form of you?

3 what is the presen tense of went?

4 what did the teacher say when the kid didn’t do his homework

5 what is the name that comes out when u cut vidya into half?

6 complete the dialogue…. Kbhi bhi 3 cheezo ko underestimate mat karna..i , ----, myself

Answer them for me arjun!”

“ASHIMA…ARE U NUTS? WHAT IS IT?” I was baffled

“just answer na” [UFF HER “NAA” AFTER EVERY SENTENCE BLOWS MY MIND  AWAY…BUT ARJUN STAY ANGRY STAY ANGRY]

“1 WILL

2U

3GO

4OUT

5 VID

6 ME……..NOW WHAT?”

“ofcourse arjun I would love to but first open up the door na” she winked

“excuse me?”

“dumbass….look what you have asked me?” she laughed

“what…its just answers to the questions..it says WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?” I said

FK….SHIT…..SHE JUST ASKED ME OUT..I MEAN I JUST DID…GOD …THIS GIRL IS GETTING CRAZIER BY EVERY PASSING MOMENT…HOW COULD SHE THINK OF IT…I MEAN IM MORE SHOCKED THAN HAPPY JJ

“yes I will arjun…no need to ask me again and again…now open the door na ..will u? its freezing cold out there”

I grabbed my coat shouted to ravi that I was leaving with ashima while he was prancing around in the house with 2 phones stuck to his ears..obviously at this pointbhai ki bandi bhi imp nhi thi….good good…finally a happy ending to both of our woes…he cleared the exam…and I got my bandi….

“ravi…saale deo use krrha hu”

“saale…door hat jaa..pichle mahine me 2 dabbe khatam krdie deo ke…m nhi deraha”

“dekh bhai nhi h….tera result bacha lia na maine”

“green mango…lekin 3 spray se zyada ni krega”

“pkka”

Taking my car keys and coat I ran downstairs opened the door and there was she …shining in a black shimmer coat with pink pants and high heels with silky straight hair running down all the way to her waist..and a big sorry card in her hand, she looked like an angel [CONTROL ……ZYADA SENTI NA HO…DON’T TELL HER HOW U FEEL]

“HEY” she called out

“hey …hi…” I went up to her and we did a quick hug

“come on….i have a little surprise planned for u”

“ahan? As if asking me out so slyly wasn’t enough” I winked …she blushed

“acha na….come on …lets go na…its getting late..” [ SUBHANALLAH….YE BANDI APNE “NAA” SE MERI JAAN LEKE HI RAHEGI] I smiled

“okay…give me the car keys…I am gonna drive”

ALL MY LOVE TOWARDS HER WAS NOW GOING DOWN..DEAR GIRLS IT’S A SINCERE REQUEST FROM US TO U TO PLEASE LET US DRIVE WHEN WE ARE WITH U..AAGE PEECHE JISKI JITNI THOKNI HAI …THOKO..BUT PLEASE SPARE OUR CARS…WE GUYS HATE LETTING OUR GIRLS DRIVE…PLZ UNDERSTAND ..ITS A BOY THING

“ashima…ill drive u…tell me where u want to go”

“arjun trust me…” and with her puppy eyes she melted my heart away

“okay but please be very very careful…shes just a year old and I don’t want to hurt her” I was being protective

“don’t worry..ill drive ur baby safely”she replied back

So we got into the car and with ashima driving , a smile came across my face …and ashima noticed it

“yeah yeah arjun I know what u r thinking” she blushed embarrassingly

“obviously u should know…actually right now I was thinking to shout on u to stop the bloody car” I flirted

“oh please arjun, will u let it go…”she smiled

“uhun….not until that Pikachu stops growling at me” and we both shared a warm laughter

After a few seconds of silence, ashima spoke “arjun?”

“hmm?”

“look I am really sorry for whatever I did at the office…I was partly at fault..see being new to a place u tend to protect urself and that was exactly I was trying to do and then seeing that photograph I was so angry at u..i thought without even proper evidence that u would have done it…I am really sorry arjun…u r a great man” she apologised

“its alright ashima, let it go….yes I must admit I was really mad at u..but what can I do…ur black coat and this amazing card has made it up all..forget whatever happened”

“Thanks” she said and stopped the car in front of a lounge

“what is this place ash?” I tried to be as romantic as possible

She noticed that I called her ash and said nothing wich implied that the ball was a perfect one to hit a sixer.

“just come inside na” she took my hand and led me to a beautiful place…with lights all around and light music in the background..it was soothing

Suddenly a waiter appeared and said the most atrocious thing ever

“WELCME THE PIKACHU OWNERS..WE ARE GLAD TO SERVE U..I LOOKED AT ASHIMA IN COMPLETE AMAZEMENT BUT SHE JUST WINKED AND SHRUGED IT OFF WITH A FLIRTY SMILE”

Okay so she had already planned all of this…..but why??

AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE I SAW ASHIMA DOING SOMETHING EVEN  MORE RIDICULOUS …I COULD HAVE FAINTED BUT …TRUST ME..I HAD NEVER SEEN WHAT SHE WAS DOING…

I MEAN HOW COULD SHE…I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS FORGIVEN AND FORGOTTEN…THIS COULDN’T BE HAPPENING…ARJUN ARE U IN A DREAM WORLD…I PINCHED MYSELF TWICE TO CHECK BUT NOPE…THE THING WAS DAMN REAL..I HAD TO FACE IT…..

DIARY OF AN EMOTIONAL FOOL EPISODE 3

DIARY OF AN EMOTIONAL FOOL

“How could you do this to me arjun… I thought we were friends” ashima had already created a scene by crying and now the whole office was looking at me in disgust…

I had enough of the melodrama ….

“if u guys wanna carry around more with the juicy gossips go ahead…but before u speak ill of me atleast would someone here let me know the reason!..ashima?” I was on the verge of losing my temper

“arjun look at this” ashima showed her phone to me

BULLSHIT!! WHAT WAS THAT…….MY FB ACCOUNT SHOWED THAT I HAD POSTED A PIC OF ASHIMA AND VIKRAM FROM THE PARKING LOT YESTERDAY…AND I TAGGED IT AS #THE LOVE BIRDS….OKAY FK ….WHEN THE HELL DID I DO IT?..I WASN’T THAT DRUNK TO HAVE DONE SOMETHING SO STUPID AND MAN I HAD A CRUSH ON ASHIMA…WHY ON THE EARTH WOULD I DO THAT??

“ashima…trust me I didn’t do it”

“arjun…the proofs here…what else do u expect me to believe? Huh?”

“look I know u have all the evidence that is turned up against me but do you really feel I would have done such a cheap thing and on the top of it to u” i genuinely looked into her eyes

“I want to believe u arj…..” but vikram cut her in between…..

“why wouldn’t u arjun…u always had a rivalry instinct towards me…and its natural bro…both the times it was me who was promoted instead of you…its human to have developed jealousy…I understand” he was pretending to be the victim hero…saale ke andar to ball dance horaha hoga…ashima k sath publicity jo mili…green mango salaa

“abbey bhai vikram …tu ab sunn” I decided to bring the truth…”tu saale din bhar ladkiyon ko tarta ghoomta firta hai…boss ke sath jitna flirt tune kia saale sabko pata hai..and u still have the guts to tell me that I would be jealous of u…to hell with such a promotion where u are getting it because of your romantic  abilities rather than ur brain…I know what all is done behind that official work so atleast u don’t tell me what I could do…and what I think is….this is one of your stupid pranks to get back on me for yesterday…everybody knows my password….because I use fb only in the office …its an official password which is written in my file to which you could have easily got access to….its just another cheap tricks of yours to pull ashima towards you and cost me my job but trust me vikram I AM NOT EVER GONNA LET THIS HAPPEN ..NOT THIS TIME BRO” I ended with a smirk…[GOD THAT WAS SOME SPEECH….OK ARJUN  CONTROL THAT VICTORY SMILE…]

Everyone in the office was well aware of vikrams reputation but it was only me who exposed him…everybody looked at me in awe….even ashima gave him a death stare and walked towards me but this had gone too far ..i walked away [FK ARJUN…WHAT ARE U DOING? IT’S THE CUTE ASHIMA….]…my self esteem was more imp…if she had doubts she could have shared it personally with me instead of creating a whole scene at the workplace …she should feel guilty.

“arjun..wait”

“not now ashima….leave me alone” and I meant it and got back to work

After the lunch break where everybody sat with me ofcourse leaving vikram…ashima was continuously trying to get my attention….

SORRY ARJUN…I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE TALKED TO U FIRST…ashima texted me

I read and ignored……

This continued for atleast a week ..she watsapped me..texted me..called me…tried to get hold of me during lunch breaks but I always managed to hurry off from the scene as quickly as possible

“arjun…please talk to me once..lemme explain”

“ashima..not now I am busy”[ASK HOW A BOY HEART FEELS TO LET GO OFF THE WOMAN HE IS ATTRACTED TO…THOUGH I FANTASIZED ABOUT HER DAY AND NIGHT BUT I HAD TO STAND UP FOR MYSELF WHICH I DID]

That day I was riding back home…..as soon as I opened the door ravi was crying, or should I say wailing

[ABBEY YAAR…KYA RAHU BAN KE BAITHE HAI….SALA HAR KOI RO RAHA HAI..AB MANAO BAITHKE INKO]

“Saale kya hua ….kyu madhubala bana hua h?”

“bhai paper k result agya…sala 5 number se seat rehgyi…ab ghar pe kya bolunga bhai”

“saale….ullu ….dobara try krlio”

“bhai ab nhi..last2 saal se try krrha hu..ye last attempt tha…bhai mera paper sahi hua tha!..pata nhi..”

“u sure? Acha hua tha paper?....saale paper wale din na meri sister ek pouch, 4 pen,3 pencil,3 eraser 1 scale, 1 cpmpass box, pencil color pata nahi kya kya leke jati hai…saale tu ek pen leke jata hai wo bhi bina dhakkan ke or keh raha hai sahi hua tha” I tried cheering

“bhai mazak na kar…its true..paper was quite easy..”

“BHAI itna sure to ashu ki uss 15000 dress k liye bhi nhi thi” I was doubting now because he was really sure….

“lemme check..give me ur roll number and saale meri shirt se apni naak na ponch…kal already ek kharab kr chukka hai”

ROLL NUMBER-1205678

NAME- RAVI SHASTRI

PAPER- UPSC PART 2

And I entered the info….

RESULT- PASSED 68%...IRS SERVICES ALLOTED

“abbe kutte aankh khol”

“bhai ab to ankh hamesha band krne ka time agya hai’

“madhubala saale dekh bey paas hogya hai…68%....aaj daaru teri taraf se”

“WTF???.....YE…IS IS THIS MY RESULT”

“HANJI”

“BHAI I LOVE U BHAI….BHAI TU BAHUT ACHA HAI…..”

“CHAL CHAL BAAD ME SENTI HUI HO…UNCLE AUNTY KO MUH DIKHANE KE LIYE TAYAAR HOJAA” I was happy that ravi was now smiling….green mango draamebaaz salaa…I was happy for him

We were just rejoicing his success when ashimas msg dropped on my phone

“OPEN THE DOOR”

“WHAT” I REPLIED

“OPEN THE DOOR ELSE……..”