anyways...this year i have again yet decided to lock myself up in a room, buy 5 packets of blue lays and watch the repeat series of " friends" all day long and simultaneously replying to unknown office colleagues of my mother on whatsapp as she practically screws using it everytime we teach her { not to forget she sent me " a grocery list" and "ghar jaldi aa warna thapad padega" to dad which was obviously meant to be vice versa}
moreover, last year i was so horrified to see people throwing cow poop at each other while i was driving with my familt to a relatives place and actually got a panic attack thinking people over there are going to drench us in the same!!
practically , there are 4 kinds of people
1 WOHOOOO......HOLI HAI
these are the over enthusuastic people who send their holi wishes well in advance so that they dont have to waste a single second on the big day....some really good examples are some uncles who will color you saying " arre gulal hi hai," and then spring the black pkka color on you which doesnt go off till 2 damn weeks and people at work look at you as if you partied like a wild animal and all you can think is " no jerk...all i did was defend myself from morons like you"
2 MANNNNN, LETS DRINK LIKE A FISH
OK, SO THESE people look out for every opportunity to satiate their alcholic lust......diwali,holi,gandhi jayanti,worlds earth day,mere kutte ka birth day....all they want is 4 bottle vodka...and bhanng is just an excuse to drink their asses off and later irritate their friends with puking spells and "hangover utar de bhai"
3 LOVE IS IN THE AIR
these people will include couples, love birds, crushes , newly weds and basically any person mad in love...for them its just another day where they can flirt openly with anybody as later they wouldnt be recognized.....simple na
one of my friend swore to have found true love " on this auspicious day which will remain forever" and 5 weeks later was crying on my shoulder as they broke up....woaahhhhh.....ahan? true love someone said :)
4 LEAVE ME ALONE .....LEMME SLEEP,LEMME EAT
This category involves brilliant people like me who believe in eating good food and being locked up in a room till everyone freshens out and get out of the holi mood...[oh but with me its somewhat different.....i actually get up early and help my lil sis to fill water balloons which later i end up bursting at myself :)....ok dont judge me but its not always like that sometimes i manage to hit some people but then i am so scared....that how those wet drenched people will react that after my aim hits {which rareky does} i run for my life....with all my lil cousins laughin at me "di is so darpok" {haa....as if?}
even though i dont specifically like holi, i always have my idiot mind into developing some mind blowing ideas which when i give to my cousins and they look up to me as if i am the evil master mind
1 if u live on second-third floors....and have an easy access to other peoples terrace what you can do is ask a person to ring their bell...the poor victim wil come out in the balcony to check and then u can spring to action by throwing a balloon straight down on her[PS plz be careful....apply only to people with good sense of humor]
2 one more crazy idea is to eat all the food by yourself while other people are busy putting colors on each other and after all being tired when they will look for food and wont find any , and will come down in the cupboard to take some...u cAN HIDE your lil sibling inside one of the shelf where he/she cant be seen and as soon as the person will come.....attack with pichkari [PS again makesure u dont l;ock up the lil kid and strangle him to breathe hard....cupboard should be an open one]
BDW....i just watched yjhd ...and man...i realized only two people can ;look good with colors on their faces...naina and bunny...and trust me balam pichkari actually motivates me to play such holi...but cmon nishtha u gotta come out of thye dream world....ull be coughing and spitting all around, cribbing people to stay awy from you..,but its not my fault u c...channels like v and mtv show stars playing such romantic playful holi...but AGAIN....everything looks good in reel life and monsters in real life
fun? no? ....okay no....i get it......if yu have any please do share
so heres wishing yu and ur family a very happy and safe holi....dont hurt people....make them smile....play easy and fair [u can use flowers too....boys mind me...girls are gonna love the flower shower...it never goes wrong.....]
have fun and leave me alone with my blue lays
HAPPY HOLI
KEEP SMILING:)
