Sunday, February 26, 2017

THE ENIGMA OF LIFE๐ŸŒผ

I eat lies when my heart is hungry
Stars are just an escape from the daily misery

I wish the rain to wash away all the pain
and in the end, experience is all I gained!

For long i have ignored the truths for temporary happiness
And today all i am left with is a helpless permanent laughter

The pang of afflictions
surprisingly is a pack of contradictions
the one who promised the world to you
closes the doors making you wonder
that all the time you lived....was it mere fiction?

I read this somewhere
"we all have stories...but some are just good narrators and others, good actors"
But why do we forget about the magical angels and evil life hackers?

Even today i am not afraid to save the wounded lion cubs
instead of running from them
but then why am i afraid to enter the "feelings den"?

Nothing belongs to me,you and us
even the air we breathe
is exhaled.

Human hearts are wired in such strange ways
some understand each others beats even in silence
while some never get a pulse in mayhem!

I fear living in regret
but regrets is all that has filled the pages of a book
that might never be a bestseller
but my soul is still not stopping to fight
from the dark pungent societal cellars.

I urge us all to face to our shadows
the battle that we all are fighting isn't with anyone else
its with our own unexplored self

Why dont we believe in those fairy-tales?
why are we forced not to live in our dreams?
why do we judge by appearances
forgetting that the rich might be under the ragged clothes!

We all run from negativity
not realizing that one cant see the stars without darkness!
๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ
So the next time in rain
lets try and wash away the pain
so that we can sprinkle glitters of happiness AGAIN!


Sunday, February 5, 2017

BATMAN TO THE RESCUE

12 AM

A time for love birds to chat
A time for married couples to go out on a drive
A time for iit aspirants to open their books
and a time where i have a need to pee and to drink water at the same time and i contemplate for the next 20 minutes, what to do first?

So today's story is about a breakup [well,when did i ever wrote a love story?!]๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‚


so it was 12 am,
JENNA AND SID were chatting on whatsapp

J : hey babe, how was you day?
S: brilliant baby, it was so cool..i beat jay today in our final Xbox game...victory๐Ÿ˜
J: umm....well...well thats interesting sid.
S: oh yeah..so how was your day?
J: okay, so it was very tiring..i feel so irked, you know sanya right?
S: oh the girl in the blue dress?
J: yes, so she is such an ass...literally bringing me down in font of the boss
S: aww poor sweetie...
J: WHAT? why is sanya the poor sweetie?
S: what?!! no no baby...she is a bitch..i was talking about you
J: you better be! so i was saying that she is making my life hell...god! such a wannabe!
S: leave it na jen, such bitches are ought to screw....by the way i was thinking ...
J:yeah?๐Ÿ’—
S: i was thinking to say something...
J: yeah baby ...say it..i guess i am ready too๐Ÿ’—
S; okay ..but first stop sending the hearts..its freaking me out!
J:๐Ÿ˜•
S: well...dont be mad baby..okay fine...send the heart!
J: sid?
S: yes jen?
J: do you love me?


THERE SHE GOES...THE SAME OLD LINE....DO YOU LOVE ME? MAN.....GIVE ME A BREAK..ITS A TRAP QUESTION..DONT FALL FOR IT!

S: obviously ..to the stars and back
J: you are lying..
S: how?
J: because its 12:30 am and its morning...stars dont exist in morning

AT THIS MOMENT I REALLY WANNA ASK " ARE YOU THIS DUMB BY BIRTH OR IS THIS A GENETIC DEFECT THAT MANIFESTED DURING YOUR 22 YEARS OF EXISTENCE ON PLANET EARTH!๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ 

SEE AND LEARN HOW I OUTSMART HER

S: baby...i hate to say u are wrong but i really love you to the stars...sun is the biggest star..haina? so see i love you...
J: awwww๐Ÿ’—

HASSSH! THE HEART IS BACK๐Ÿ˜Ž

S: Baby i am inviting some friends over...you wanna come?
J: absolutely! what should i wear...umm how about something which makes me look pretty and sexy at the same time?..hey do you remember my pink skirt...should i wear it?
S: no..i really dont remember babe..
J: seriously? you remember sanyas blue dress not mine!

WELL I AM NOT A PERV...AND WHY WOULDN'T I REMEMBER HER DRESS..I PAID FOR IT! GOD DAMN GUYS! SANYA INVITED US TO HER PARTY SO..WE WENT SHOPPING FOR A GIFT AND BOUGHT THAT BLUE DRESS....

S: no baby..its just i hate her dressing sense...and all she wears is blue all the time..so boring ..but the sad part is you dont trust me๐Ÿ˜ž
J: im so sorry baby..i really am...lets just forget it ...okay?
S: okay babe...so see you tomorrow at 5...look deaddrop gorgeous as you always do sugar!
J: ๐Ÿ˜awwwwwwww sure baby


WELL DID YOU NOTICE I WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING TO HER AND THE TOPIC COMPLETELY DIGRESSED๐Ÿ˜ก

THE NEXT DAY CONVERSATION AT 12 AM
S: hey baby? you there

after 20 mins

J: say?
S: what happened..you seem upset
J: NO
S: yes baby..tell me
J: ILY
S: ILY TOO BABY
J: YOU PROMISE?
S: yes...
J :  THANK GOD! i thought you would be so mean and everything will be awkward..good you feel the same way. Also When i was at your place today...before leaving i went into the lobby area to look for my bag
S: awkward?
J: YES...I JUST SAID I AM LEAVING YOU
S:WTF?
J: what? you just promised
S: you idiot..i promised that i love you
well now its awkward..i meant to say this to you yesterday night only but you were all interested in sanyas blue dress
J: i guess you are more interested in her dress

MAN SHE GOT ME HERE! FUCK

J: so...as i found my bag on the top of the Xbox  ..I PICKED IT UP AND ACCIDENTALLY BROKE YOUR ...
S: Broke what?
J: your Xbox
S: FUCCKKKK....JENNA! how could you? why did you have to be so mean?
\J: oh my god! you are not upset with the fact that i broke up with you but because i broke your Xbox...i was just testing you and u are such a mean insensitive badass...dont talk to me ever
S: WHATEVER.....SWEAR ON YOUR PRADA BAG THAT MY Xbox is fine!
J: yes
S :you thought i could be a decent man in an indecent time,well you were wrong. The world is cruel and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. unbiased,unprejudiced,fair. our relationship had the same chance as anyone else...50-50
J; are you using a batman line to break up with me?
S: well yes..would you like to stay friends?

*BLOCKED*

So, now before saying that YOU ARE IN LOVE CHECK YOUR Xbox....๐Ÿ˜Ÿ