"BABY ARE U JEALOUS?"

I have never been in love...but i guess the feeling might be quite similar to when you see your waiter arriving with your food ..or when u solve a maths equation and u see nothing matches the option ..in short either OVER HAPPILY EXCITED OR IMPENDING DOOM.....In both the cases the end case scenario is pre decided by the nature...ITS LIKE THE 4TH LAW OF PHYSICS...U ARE MEANT TO BE SCREWED IN THE END.

Hi ...i am ROY JAAN SAXENA...dont go by the name and dont even bother to track down the history behind my middle one ..u will definitely get lost 😅...so as u might have realized by now ...i am in a relationship or in the next 15 mins "WAS IN ONE" .In school, my name must have evoked a lot of sarcasm and horseshit but in college and work life..it has worked wonders for me...girls have never been so friendly since i last offered my aloo parantha in school..in high school..offering aloo parantha to a girl was like committing a crime....so yeah...JAAN is something i have to be really thankful to my forefathers for.😎

PHONE VIBRATES

"we're done jaan....its just not the way it was ...i cant be in love with a man who doesn't respect women or doesn't understand the needs of his girl....its just enough" i received a whats-app text from HONEY SUGAR PIE...in short SWEETU ...but she didn't let me allow to save the damn name on my cell...instead she asked me to come up with something original...CM ON ITS LIKE ASKING AN ENGINEERING GUY TO FIX YOUR FAN...so i came up with this ...and now after 2 years and 3 months 6 days 20 minutes and 36 secs later she is upset over the fact that I DONT UNDERSTAND HER NEEDS!! WHAT CRAP!😨

But sometimes i think its my overactive mind and my inability to think where to open my mouth....especially in front of my girl who according to her is "INTELLECTUALLY FASCINATED BY METAPHORS OF THE WORLD" 😑
fuck! who says this on the date??.....and that too in front of me who barely understands literature...forget bloody metaphors..
but whatever...its not entirely my fault .....its those magazines that sweetu used to give me to "WORK ON US" ....[no i wasn't building a bridge ...its just out of your understanding]...and it was those stupid guys who suggested to BE ENTIRELY HONEST ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS TO YOUR PARTNER

anyways...so what basically happened was that we went to this unnecessary Christmas sale at a mall which at its entrance had a huge snowman and fake snow flakes were showered only on couples ..Sweetu was so excited and happy ...I have never understood that why ..i mean why this filmy stuff makes girls happy..but then its okay...she is sweetu ..my girlfriend ...i think there is  no harm in pouting to her cheek for a photograph in front of 10 kids with their families waiting for their turn to click a selfie with the snowman  while its actually DISGRACEFUL when i actually hug her in front of those people genuinely...HUH...HYPOCRITE😏
So after crossing the entrance, we entered the main ground area where a lot of couple games were organized and sweetu pulled me to a damn dance thing where we had to dance with some other girl/boy...so OKAY TO BE HONEST I WAS HAPPY ..I MEAN SHE WAS AN UNDERSTANDING GIRL..SHE TRUSTED ME....
as i turned to that other girl, who, let me admit was HOT...she texted me "BE CAREFUL"
ahaaaa.....
i texted back "baby, are u jealous?"
"no"
"baby are u jealous?"
"no"
"baby are u jealous?"
"what is your problem...i said no"
"baby give me a flying kiss"
"GO AND TAKE IT FROM UR NEW DANCE PARTNER"
"but baby u said u are not jealous"😮


she left her dance partner and walked away..and i started running after her..and apologizing teasingly...after 20 MUAAHS and 3 dresses she was mine again.😋

but then my another innocent act was criminalized under HONEY SUGAR PIE PENAL CODE 401  where being a gentleman means being a pervert..so we were just exiting the mall where the same girl came before me...and i out of civility said " LADIES FIRST"
my girlfriend gave me the smirkiest look possible and as soon as that hot girl was out of sight, the tigress pounced on me with rage
"How dare u jaan?"
"what baby...?"
"i know why u said ladies first....dont act smart han"
"baby....are u jealous"
"i am sure even in your weirdest fantasies u would have never imagined to be killed by heels?"
"baby...why the puzzles..what made u so mad?"
"MAD! OFCOURSE...NOW I AM MAD...THAT LADIES FIRST WAS 'OH-ALL-SO-CHIVALRY' NA"
"can u tell me please....what did i do wrong??"
"ladies first was just a way for u to stare at her ass...wasnt it?"

"TELL ME YOU ARE KIDDING....." I ALMOST SHRIEKED
guys trust me ...given an option to fall in love and fall off a bridge ..choose the latter one ...please....it wont throw stupid logics at u .

"Jaan i am walking away now...and dare u follow me....its just a disaster....its just...stay away...its disgusting ...you have such a dirty mind" and she stormed away
DIRTY MIND??
HELLO??
KNOCK KNOCK? ANY COMMON SENSE LEFT and by the way if u really wanna know about my imagination ITS NOT DIRTY ...ITS SEXY...AND OUT OF YOUR COVERAGE AREA!😤



and now this message and "sorry we cant talk anymore....." AND
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WAIT FOR IT
"BLOCKED"


SWAHAAAA!🙏

this new year i have resolved that i am gonna find a girl who
1 loves aloo parantha
2 says "gentlemen first"
3 whose father chacha mama foofa is in some bank....oh cmon ...my soccer league is way too imp to stand in lines....hail modi😀😀




KEEP SMILING GUYS AND DONT FORGET TO ASK YOUR PARTNER
"BABY ARE U JEALOUS?"😎

BREAK AWAY FROM YOUR SHACKLES OF DOUBT

A week ago one of my old friends called up and said nothing for 20 minutes...being a psychology student,one instinctively gets to know that something is wrong [just kidding,the friend is from my childhood days so i can easily grasp what's troubling her]

"nishtha, i don't think i am going to appear for my exams" she finally broke her silence [yeah...even i did not say a word for those minutes]

"okay, we wont give the exams...alright?" i said [ of course had i started by asking why? how? she would have definitely shut down for other 20 mins]

"yeah...and you know why!"[YESSSS!! I KNEW IT...THANKS PSYCHOLOGY :)]

"Nope...would you care to share?" i pushed

"umm..you know right ....i always had some family issues ...umm...so...this time something has happened that i just can't afford to concentrate on studies....my engineering entrances are top on my head and i haven't even read a single lesson...plus with issues with dad and all...I JUST CANT ... I NEED U MAN....I CANT STUDY....." she started sobbing bitterly

"hey, its okay....its okay...relax..."

"i can't nishtha,i just can't..." she choked

"okay we wont....lets not think too much about it...shall we?"

"yeah..i guess that would distract me...we can do that..i am sorry i called you up after a whole long year only just to burden you with my problem..u know what...just forget it"

"forgotten madam....all forgotten ...so how were your vacations in the US?" i tried distracting her

"yeah...they were amazing...my balcony faced the Brooklyn bridge...it was so serene..my all time favorite place" finally she was smiling!! thank god

"yeah? do you know how was it build?" i asked coyly

"umm...chashmish yaar, cmon..u know i hate history..thats why neena maam hated me and kept me outside the class" [SHE IS COMING BACK..COMING BACK..YOHOO...THE GIRL I KNEW IS COMING BACK]

"she kept you out because you ate your lunch with ur head bent down under the desk during the class"  and we both giggled

"yeah...as if tujhe bada pata hai...okay u tell how my favourite bridge was built" she pestered

"okay so I read this story written by Stephen on a blog page of determination and persistence.This is a real life story of engineer John Roebling building the Brooklyn Bridge in New York, USA back in 1870. The bridge was completed in 1883, after 13 years.

In 1883, a creative engineer named John Roebling was inspired by an idea to build a spectacular bridge connecting New York with the Long Island. However bridge building experts throughout the world thought that this was an impossible feat and told Roebling to forget the idea. It just could not be done. It was not practical. It had never been done before.

Roebling could not ignore the vision he had in his mind of this bridge. He thought about it all the time and he knew deep in his heart that it could be done. He just had to share the dream with someone else. After much discussion and persuasion he managed to convince his son Washington, an up and coming engineer, that the bridge in fact could be built.

Working together for the first time, the father and son developed concepts of how it could be accomplished and how the obstacles could be overcome. With great excitement and inspiration, and the headiness of a wild challenge before them, they hired their crew and began to build their dream bridge.

The project started well, but when it was only a few months underway a tragic accident on the site took the life of John Roebling. Washington was also injured and left with a certain amount of brain damage, which resulted in him not being able to talk or walk.

“We told them so.” “Crazy men and their crazy dreams.” “It’s foolish to chase wild visions.”

Everyone had a negative comment to make and felt that the project should be scrapped since the Roeblings were the only ones who knew how the bridge could be built.

In spite of his handicap Washington was never discouraged and still had a burning desire to complete the bridge and his mind was still as sharp as ever. He tried to inspire and pass on his enthusiasm to some of his friends, but they were too daunted by the task.

As he lay on his bed in his hospital room, with the sunlight streaming through the windows, a gentle breeze blew the flimsy white curtains apart and he was able to see the sky and the tops of the trees outside for just a moment.

It seemed that there was a message for him not to give up. Suddenly an idea hit him. All he could do was move one finger and he decided to make the best use of it. By moving this, he slowly developed a code of communication with his wife.

He touched his wife’s arm with that finger, indicating to her that he wanted her to call the engineers again. Then he used the same method of tapping her arm to tell the engineers what to do. It seemed foolish but the project was under way again.

For 13 years Washington tapped out his instructions with his finger on his wife’s arm, until the bridge was finally completed. Today the spectacular Brooklyn Bridge stands in all its glory as a tribute to the triumph of one man’s indomitable spirit and his determination not to be defeated by circumstances. It is also a tribute to the engineers and their team work, and to their faith in a man who was considered mad by half the world. It stands too as a tangible monument to the love and devotion of his wife who for 13 long years patiently decoded the messages of her husband and told the engineers what to do.

Perhaps this is one of the best examples of a never-say-die attitude that overcomes a terrible physical handicap and achieves an impossible goal.

Often when we face obstacles in our day-to-day life, our hurdles seem very small in comparison to what many others have to face. The Brooklyn Bridge shows us that dreams that seem impossible can be realized with determination and persistence, no matter what the odds are."

there was a moment of silence....

"chashmish?....." she said

"yup?...." 

"i want to give the exams!....i think i can" she spoke really slowly

"you sure? pkka na? i mean if you don't want to...its okay...." but she kicked in between and said 

"i have never been so sure...kya hojaega? at the most i wont make it to the IIT...its okay ill try again...but right now because of some people in my family i cant give up...right?"

AND ALL I COULD REPLY WAS A SMILE ...WHICH SHE RECEIVED OVER THE PHONE :)

Sometimes all you need is A PUSH, A COURAGE TO BREAK THE SHACKLES OF YOUR OWN DOUBTS AND LIBERATE! [THATS WHAT SHIVANTIKA MAAM SAID IN CLASS] :)

HOPE WE ALL LEARN TO DO IT SOMEDAY

TILL THEN KEEP SMILING :)