Tuesday, July 28, 2015

LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE.


YES THERE ARE SOME INSECURITIES.....
yes there are some flaws
yes i say alot of sorries n loads of thankus
yes i often trip over my untied laces
{ITS NOT ME....MY SHOES HATE ME...THE FLOOR IS SLIPPERY AND I SLEEP WHILE I WALK}
yes i dance in the washroom while brushing my teeth
yes i take time to pronounce words like chrysanthemum
yes i bang my head against the door{and trust me that i do on a daily basis:P}



YOU MAYBE HAVING SOME TOO
some of you might think that u r too fat{count m in:p}
some of you must be wondering that whether god gave u bones or not....{that specifically goes for my friend shivi who i assume must be weighing 500 gms}
a few of you never even got closer to muscles....forget biceps:P
a number of you feel that why is it always that only you are bestowed with even more intresting problems than jethalal
and some of you might feel lost...you may feel lonely even if you are surrounded by people....
this emptiness n hollowness in life is only because of 2 reasons
1 you choose society over ur feelings
2 you undrestimate yourself....{dont worry you arnt the only one...i do it too...i guess 24*7...hahaa}


have you wondered exactly what it is that really defines you
is it the clothes u wear
or the job u do
is it the number of cars u have
or the amount of bucks u spend at starbucks.....

people always keep saying go out and follow your heart bt if u pause for a second and THINK
{ok ok i admit i think alot...:P}.....does the society actually lets you follow it or it just  cleverly moulds you into another hypocritical person.
so here are TOP 5 ways to DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO

1 whenever in a dilemma and dont know what to do....simply close your eyes and ask one simple question "whatever problem it is,...is the pain gonna be worth it after 5 years?"
and if the reply is no ....DIG THE PROBLEM THERE AND THEN

2 whenever feel angry and u wanna scream loud bt cant do so as your neighbours dog might get scared.....GO ON THE TERRACE AND DANCE {u know this technique is really ancient...lord shivas tandav dance ......yeah ....fascinating no?} and if you dont get a terrace ...start dancing among the troublemakers,.....theyll be so confused at your behaviour that believe me they will never bother u...ever...{the latter part has some risks though....if they call an ambulance thinking that u hv got bonkers.....dont blame me:P}


3 thanks to kapil sharmas....BABAJI KA THULLU ...it really helps when the person infront of you doesnt stop abusing and u cant do anything as it is a mangalwaar and you have swore on bajrangbali to not use bad language!

4 have you ever noticed how babies sleep.....just observe once ....they sleep with their hands open and usually raised up the shoulders....ever thought about it?
yeah...it too has some science involved...when u sleep with your hands raised and open you let go off your muscle tension which leads to relaxation....and in no time you will be sleeping like a baby...soft and sound{but dont forget to set your alarm for the next day:p}

5 this defense mechanism is my favouriteee...i am trying to learn it from my dear friend shivi who a month ago i thought was stupid....actually that stupidity= advanced SARCASM
it is really handy ...shes gonna kill me bt i gotta share it
while clicking a selfie one of our groupmate remarked that how ugly she looked in the pic and what she replied was HILARIOUSLY FUNNY AND A TAD OF SARCASM TOO....shivi said"there are no bad pictures ....its just how your face looks and thats why you have 199 photographs in your phone gallery labelled"ME"
shocked ..at her blunt response....a 2 min grief silence was observed...and as usual i was the 1st one to break it with peels of laughter{god i need to stop laughing randomly like this else in no time ill be thrown out of my class hehehee:P}



so the moral of the story is that UNLESS YOU PUKE , FAINT OR DIE KEEP MOVING AND TRUST YOURSELF. realize your real worth....dont let trivial issues come in between you and your dream....LEARN FROM EVERYONE BUT FOLLOW NONE
so what if you take time to understand a concept in class....or are short of money or feel like crying
DO IT .....its ok to say that " i am not okay"
be it boys or girls if you need a hug say it....if you are scared to loose someone, go and express it, not because this is the only time bt also because maybe the person in front of yu is equally afraid....
everyone has a different story to tell....and during the plot if you stumble upon someone who needs help......then munnabhai ka jadu ki jhappi and chinki ki sweet little smile will do the magic
ITS ALL INSIDE YOU....YOU JUST GOTTA FIND IT AND SHINE

and obviously dont forget ...if u have nobody else to smile for....do it for urself
go to the mirror....see yourself and KEEP SMILING
ull b amused how pretty your canines and molars will look:P :)

9 comments:

  1. Hi guys....thanku fr always motivating me to keep writing
    to me each one of u reading this is a beautiful person who needs to take out just 5 mins to smile and feel good about themselves
    and if u managed to smile evn once while reading it then do comment
    would love to hear ur opinions
    thanks:)

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  2. It was amazing darling !! Superb i should say best till now not becoz u mentioned me but coz every word written here is true !! And yeah shivi is me hi people !! :p believe me when i say that u r amazing and i love you !!! And do follow this coz dancing reduce all the anger and everything !! Mein bhi dance karti hun bathroom mein !! And sexy vala !! :p

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  3. Hehehehee. Laughing so hard at the advanced sarcasm 😁🙈 shivu is life. The best feel good article i have ever read. Keep writing nish. I really wnjoy reading your articles.

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  4. True mirror of life! Well edited..really wondering how u understand psychological phenomenon of humans so well just after passing 2 sems!!
    Keep going!! by the way banging head daily towards the floor is very good brain exercise
    :-P
    a few questions just out of curiousty!
    In which song u dance maximum while brushing teeth?
    Who is Shivi?
    Do u really do/say/follow what you want to IF u r scare of losing someone?
    Is starbucks your most favorite joint?

    Well, really felt great to learn the new term "muscle tension" after the old one "surface tension";)
    Keep writing these hidden realities of world full of hypocrites!!





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  5. Wow !! Nish that was truly amazing....just loved it :*
    U r becoming great bloger day by day !
    One thing wanna say....that being PUNJABIN KUDDI n getting much healthier is not a sin...its. Our birth right :P

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  6. Nice (y) laughed alot while reading this :P ;)

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