BATMAN TO THE RESCUE

12 AM

A time for love birds to chat
A time for married couples to go out on a drive
A time for iit aspirants to open their books
and a time where i have a need to pee and to drink water at the same time and i contemplate for the next 20 minutes, what to do first?

So today's story is about a breakup [well,when did i ever wrote a love story?!]😋😂

so it was 12 am,
JENNA AND SID were chatting on whatsapp

J : hey babe, how was you day?
S: brilliant baby, it was so cool..i beat jay today in our final Xbox game...victory😏
J: umm....well...well thats interesting sid.
S: oh yeah..so how was your day?
J: okay, so it was very tiring..i feel so irked, you know sanya right?
S: oh the girl in the blue dress?
J: yes, so she is such an ass...literally bringing me down in font of the boss
S: aww poor sweetie...
J: WHAT? why is sanya the poor sweetie?
S: what?!! no no baby...she is a bitch..i was talking about you
J: you better be! so i was saying that she is making my life hell...god! such a wannabe!
S: leave it na jen, such bitches are ought to screw....by the way i was thinking ...
J:yeah?💗
S: i was thinking to say something...
J: yeah baby ...say it..i guess i am ready too💗
S; okay ..but first stop sending the hearts..its freaking me out!
J:😕
S: well...dont be mad baby..okay fine...send the heart!
J: sid?
S: yes jen?
J: do you love me?


THERE SHE GOES...THE SAME OLD LINE....DO YOU LOVE ME? MAN.....GIVE ME A BREAK..ITS A TRAP QUESTION..DONT FALL FOR IT!

S: obviously ..to the stars and back
J: you are lying..
S: how?
J: because its 12:30 am and its morning...stars dont exist in morning

AT THIS MOMENT I REALLY WANNA ASK " ARE YOU THIS DUMB BY BIRTH OR IS THIS A GENETIC DEFECT THAT MANIFESTED DURING YOUR 22 YEARS OF EXISTENCE ON PLANET EARTH!👀😠

SEE AND LEARN HOW I OUTSMART HER

S: baby...i hate to say u are wrong but i really love you to the stars...sun is the biggest star..haina? so see i love you...
J: awwww💗

HASSSH! THE HEART IS BACK😎

S: Baby i am inviting some friends over...you wanna come?
J: absolutely! what should i wear...umm how about something which makes me look pretty and sexy at the same time?..hey do you remember my pink skirt...should i wear it?
S: no..i really dont remember babe..
J: seriously? you remember sanyas blue dress not mine!

WELL I AM NOT A PERV...AND WHY WOULDN'T I REMEMBER HER DRESS..I PAID FOR IT! GOD DAMN GUYS! SANYA INVITED US TO HER PARTY SO..WE WENT SHOPPING FOR A GIFT AND BOUGHT THAT BLUE DRESS....

S: no baby..its just i hate her dressing sense...and all she wears is blue all the time..so boring ..but the sad part is you dont trust me😞
J: im so sorry baby..i really am...lets just forget it ...okay?
S: okay babe...so see you tomorrow at 5...look deaddrop gorgeous as you always do sugar!
J: 😍awwwwwwww sure baby


WELL DID YOU NOTICE I WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING TO HER AND THE TOPIC COMPLETELY DIGRESSED😡

THE NEXT DAY CONVERSATION AT 12 AM
S: hey baby? you there

after 20 mins

J: say?
S: what happened..you seem upset
J: NO
S: yes baby..tell me
J: ILY
S: ILY TOO BABY
J: YOU PROMISE?
S: yes...
J :  THANK GOD! i thought you would be so mean and everything will be awkward..good you feel the same way. Also When i was at your place today...before leaving i went into the lobby area to look for my bag
S: awkward?
J: YES...I JUST SAID I AM LEAVING YOU
S:WTF?
J: what? you just promised
S: you idiot..i promised that i love you
well now its awkward..i meant to say this to you yesterday night only but you were all interested in sanyas blue dress
J: i guess you are more interested in her dress

MAN SHE GOT ME HERE! FUCK

J: so...as i found my bag on the top of the Xbox  ..I PICKED IT UP AND ACCIDENTALLY BROKE YOUR ...
S: Broke what?
J: your Xbox
S: FUCCKKKK....JENNA! how could you? why did you have to be so mean?
\J: oh my god! you are not upset with the fact that i broke up with you but because i broke your Xbox...i was just testing you and u are such a mean insensitive badass...dont talk to me ever
S: WHATEVER.....SWEAR ON YOUR PRADA BAG THAT MY Xbox is fine!
J: yes
S :you thought i could be a decent man in an indecent time,well you were wrong. The world is cruel and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. unbiased,unprejudiced,fair. our relationship had the same chance as anyone else...50-50
J; are you using a batman line to break up with me?
S: well yes..would you like to stay friends?

*BLOCKED*

So, now before saying that YOU ARE IN LOVE CHECK YOUR Xbox....😟