As i ...was scrolling
down on the screen of my lappy....i hounded upon an article written by the
former bollystar -twinkle khanna or now betterly known as mrs funnybones.
the newsfeed was on the
recent scam on the beauty queen ...oops sorry the spiritual guru who applies
chunk of choona with a hue of dark red lipstick and is a dream desire for every
man who is lucky enough to make her dance { yeah fine...i guess i should
probably stop doing this....dont wanna get arrested for it:p }
so as i went down to feed
my comment , i came across a terribly conservative man who was at his
hypocritical best.
quoting him
"twinkle khanna , can u please count the number of films u have
done? cant u stick being a respectable housewife who has just to dress up while
the nanny takes care of the kids? dont challenge our beliefs whn ur mind is
idle"WOAHH such an ardent follower....indeed ...y not? after all she has
such hot moves !
BLOODY HELL! look at the
audacity this man has forloned......may heavens bless him with chunks of
radhemaa dances ...heheee
even in this 21st
century where our phones are getting thinner and faster and our minds FATTER
AND STUPID ....this guy has proved that there are still households who dont
respect the brains which are accidently gifted to us by self proclaimed gods
like radhe maa
"POPAT" thats
the word i wud use to describe such dainty people who lure normal homo sapiens
just to earn their bread and butter even if it means leaving no supper for
their so called "sangat"
not that i am against
the beliefs people hold or the faiths they have.....its simply COMMON SENSE
which is lacking especially in india.
i mean ...to be honest i
didnt know what exactly the case was ....to find out...i searched the net and
was astonished to find huge similarity between radhe maa and lady gaga....{dude
even lady gaga looks so decent n sober in front of her}
though m really happy
for mr asaram.....he'll be getting a beautiful company in jail....or mr nirmal
babaji who had an INVISIBLE teesri ankh that opened only wen samosas were
served with green chutney ....it will now be opened to c radhe maa dancing
hey...just realized that
karan johar alraedy knew about the make up lady's harkatein....thats the reason
he invented the song "radha on the dance floor ....radha likes to party...radha
likes to move that sexy body"...{ P.S .....shit! i m even fatter than
radhe maa....good lord i really need to stop eating those kulcha rolls....bt
damn it i cant do that....isnt there an easy way out to shed some kilos?....:p}
okay not deviating on my
weight issues again....i zoomed the picture in which she was wearing a red
bedsheet....oh wait ....that was her sari!....carrying a trishul....{ oh my
my....me n my sister always buy hanumanjis gadha n trishul on every dushera
.....does dat mean we are her distant cousins...NOOOO ...we need to stop buying
the trishuls!!}
i personally dont mean
to defame these godgurus....though its quite evident that i really respect the
guy who claims to cure tuberculosis by eating paneeer chilla with red ketchup.....doctors?
u listening ...i think u should throw ur degrees n scalpels n pick up knives
and spices and learn to make the paneer chilla! by the way...can they
help me in losing my weight and not leaving my chola kulchas too ..:p
this time i m not gonna end
with keep smiling....its gotta be large...KEEP LAUGHING :)
Hi guys ....hope u all are enjoying life
ReplyDeleteheres another post which reminds us to use a flesh of our brains..which is sometimes blinded by golgappas cure of nirmal baba:P
hope u will enjoy reading it
do comment n please share ur opinions which i luv to hear
thanks:)
Awesome post! You probably said what everyone else is thinking about these so called 'gurus'!
ReplyDeleteAwesome, it was. Just one thing, you missed out the famous "kripa aa rahi hai" part while mentioning nirmal baba! :-) Jokes apart, this issue is really quite serious..betraying people's trust, doing cheap and vulgar things for, I don't know, probably, attention? Money? Fulfilling one's sexual desires, as in case of asaram? Or something else... No idea! But for whatever it is, this has got to stop. People today should think, before wasting their time and money on such fake Baba's and maa's.
ReplyDeleteAwesome, it was. Just one thing, you missed out the famous "kripa aa rahi hai" part while mentioning nirmal baba! :-) Jokes apart, this issue is really quite serious..betraying people's trust, doing cheap and vulgar things for, I don't know, probably, attention? Money? Fulfilling one's sexual desires, as in case of asaram? Or something else... No idea! But for whatever it is, this has got to stop. People today should think, before wasting their time and money on such fake Baba's and maa's.
ReplyDeleteAwesome, it was. Just one thing, you missed out the famous "kripa aa rahi hai" part while mentioning nirmal baba! :-) Jokes apart, this issue is really quite serious..betraying people's trust, doing cheap and vulgar things for, I don't know, probably, attention? Money? Fulfilling one's sexual desires, as in case of asaram? Or something else... No idea! But for whatever it is, this has got to stop. People today should think, before wasting their time and money on such fake Baba's and maa's.
ReplyDeleteInteresting revelations!
ReplyDeleteThese type of baabas/Maas are predominantly found in India.. Well I would like to add the probable reason of their practice in India only- They are well aware of the fact(or concept) that Indian people highly educated cum illiterate ("Padde likhe anpadd")..They can negotiate(or bargain) for paying fees in education e.g. Bargain with tuition teachers for the fees..but never had a second thought in donating huge amount of money/sweets/jewellery( or so called chddava)
Hahaha.....can't stop laughing my self :D But on the serious note u have shown the true realities of these si called "BABAs" !!
ReplyDeleteWell I have one solution to ur weigh loose issue...will soon inbox u :P