Friday, August 28, 2015

RIVALS DURING THE DAY SIBLINGS BY NIGHT!

"DONT U DARE!" i shreiked as the last cookie of hide and seek was left and as usual my sis was eyeing on it.
"its mine di....u ate half the packet .....and then u say u want to lose weight" she commented
OH GOD....MY WEIGHT ...I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT { yes i am gonna crib about my weight till i deseve that song....47 weight kudi da :P...which i am cent percent sure is not gonna happen
" whatever.....that cookie is mine...stay away" i acted like a big sister which was oh not so obvious
" and u think ill let it go...huh....u r so damn wrong"she said
"what are u ...crazy?....its just a cookie....which is MINE MINE MINE..." i babbled
" IDGAF" she snapped
"wat the hell are u saying....speak human...damn it" i was on the verge of losing my temper
" oh di u r so budhu....its I DONT GIVE AWAY FOOD" she snorted{ OMG i dont blv dis...did she really expected me to understand it}
AS IF!....okay not to brag but she is seven years younger to me and i expect her to act that way ....what way?...of politely giving away the cookie to me and then hugging me back {ohkay fine we can leave the hug.its quite girlie..eww}....but what an amazing fact....ITS QUITE OPPOSITE 
"what noise are u girls making....what are u fighting about now" mumma cropped into the scene from nowhere
"mom , kittu is not giving me my last cookie" i complained
"why shud i? is ur name written on it"she said sarcastically
OKAY SO NOW MY SMALL SISTER WAS BEING SARCASTIC AT ME....LIKE REALLY....GHOR KALYUG

" okay u girls,.....stop being so silly ...divide it into half...ok?..u are my little princesses...right?" my mum tried to sort the chocochip fight between us
THE PRINCESS TRICKS ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME...HAHAAA
" ok mom" i said like a small princess wud say
'to hell with it...i hate princesses...i hate pink...wats wrong with u di...are u an alien or something" she retorted back as soon as mum turned her back around {ok fine agreed my rooms pink...the bedcovers are baby pink...my study decor is pink ....but its cute not like her black doraemon cupboard which sometimes scares me at night when i get up to drink water and see doraemons red eyes shining....so ghostly...i tell u ;O}
"cut the crap and divide it into half" i was getting impatient now...
CREAK the sound of the cookie being broken
"the right parts mine and the left ones is urs" she ordered
i knew where this was going  ...she had unequally divided my hide and seek :(
i never seem to get this "MY THING " rule...its something like daltons law of atomics...even being wrong we still read it:P so heres the rule
1 if i like it its mine
2 if i am holding it, its mine
3 if its mine...it cant be urs anyways!
4 if i looked at it first its mine
5 if u put it down,it automatically becomes mine
6 OVERALL EVERYTHINGS MINE......U R OUT OF THE PICTURE
"fine! its urs ...eat  it fatty" i walked away
few minutes later i hear a knock on my door....."what is it....i am not talking to u ....go away"
kittu opened the door and entered with a bowl of cookies filled
i tried pretending { GOSHHH its so hard to ignore it......"
" sorry di....come lets eat it together..."
"oeeeee.....really? thanku" i gushed at this sweet gesture { so yeah i underestimated the power of a common man....i mean my lil sis...i still cant stop smiling"}
mom was watching all this from a distance.,.." my sweet baby princesses ....see sharing makes it so much fun...no?" she gushed
AND I GUESS IT WAS TOO EARLY TO PRAISE TWO  CATS
"hey di...."
" yes...?"
" u r holding a cookie that has more choco chips ....thats mine" kittu chipped
"no....urs has more ...look ..." i tried pacifying her
"so give me urs"
" u r pathetic! " i shook my head in disbelief
"U BOTH ARE IMPOSSIBLE"mum said......AND THE  FIGHTING CONTINUES......




so friends, this raksha bandhan ....trust me.....gift hide and seeks to ur siblings.../.heheee
i am sure we are not the only ones who fight like crazy....and to prove my point am gonna tell another incident about my friend shivi and her nosy brother who is getting taller and taller....
so she took her bro to shopping to select a rakhi .....while browsing shivi teased him that shell tie a noddy on his wrist :P....to further annoy her....he declared that instead of taking 1000 rs from their dad , he would give shivu 25 rs every month on installment basis
god it feels so good to know that i am not alone.....another friend of mine...spee thats we call her....has a small sister who loves to evesdrop our conversation whenever we speak on the phone....we actually didnt know about it till the lil girl started to make weird noises on the phone
YAYYYY HENCE IT PROVES I AM NOT AN ALIEN AND ALL SIBLINGS ARE BORN WEIRD .....heheeeeee

i know that brothers and sisters can be really annoying but life without them is no fun.....its like the cartoon world without tom and jerry...


so my advise to all the siblings out there is KEEP ANNOYING AND SMILING  at ur bros n sis's 
it makes the world a better place .....of course not excluding the hide and seeks:P
HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN TO ALL MY FAMILY , FRIENDS AND READERS....MAY U ALL ALWAYS SHARE A GREAT BOND WITH UR SIBLINGS FOREVER....KEEP SMILING:)
and just so u know...i am gonna tie a doraemon on my brothers wrist....HAHAHAAAA


8 comments:

  1. Hi guys
    wishing u all a very happy raksha bandhan
    this post is all about brothers and sisters nataunki
    i am very sure ull relate to it{ atleast i hope so...hahaa}
    please do read and share
    leave a comment as it really motivates me ...and do share ur experiences too...will luv to hear from u
    thanks:)

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  2. Fabulous post
    Comicality at its extent
    Awesome
    Ps. Happy raksha bandhan

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  3. Very comically narrated!! I'm a very proud younger sibling, with a notoriously known past of annoying my elder sister...! I say its my birthright, its every younger sib's birthright to annoy the hell outa the elders :)

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  4. Very comically narrated!! I'm a very proud younger sibling, with a notoriously known past of annoying my elder sister...! I say its my birthright, its every younger sib's birthright to annoy the hell outa the elders :)

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  5. Very comically narrated!! I'm a very proud younger sibling, with a notoriously known past of annoying my elder sister...! I say its my birthright, its every younger sib's birthright to annoy the hell outa the elders :)

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  7. Nice👍 😊I also fight with my younger brother alot bt whn he is nt with me I miss him alot.Fighting makes our luv bond stronger😊

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