I LOVE U ONLY TILL U SAY ME "BACHA" 100 TIMES A DAY

"lets break up"
"why are u doing this?...just  because i didnt come for that stupid pyjama party last night?"
"yes....i always come to ur parties ...why dont u come to mine?"
"coz shona they all are pinky and girly....why dont u get it...what is my role sitting among u girls talking shit about some maybellines new nailpaint....comon..."



"HAHAAA....WHAT A DUMBASS" i started laughing hysterically not realizing that i was sitting in a public transport called metro and had let my mindful comments come out through my mouth. the girl sitting next to me, it suddenly dawned upon her that her iphone watsapp conversation was being read by me.....{ ok dont form any judgement about me....i dont peep into someones chat but she was sitting just a centimetre away and i was attracted to her phone cover which had tom and jerry on it ...moreover my earphones had just stopped working and i was getting completely bored before i boarded at my station which was about 60 minutes away.....so clearly i didnt do it intentionally...if u gotta blame  somebody ....it has to b tom and jerry and not me..:p}

the slim girl with perfectly straight hair and an amazing tom and jerry cover gave me a scary glare as if asking me  to back off.....so i did get scared as her big over black smudged with kohl eyes stared right into mine .....yes i backed off but that was till next 30 seconds when her phone beeped again....diagonally eyeing the entertaining conversation....the phone screen displayed "babu calling"

OH MY GOD! IS IT FOR REAL.....LIKE SERIOUSLY ....the pretty girl had her boyfriends name saved as BABU .....ITS MORE THAN MORONIC SHIT I CAN EVER EXPECT....ok maybe i should stop expecting....you never know ...she might bump into your infant cousin at the polio booth next ravivaar with her boyfriend pleading him "babu ...do boond zindagi ki bas" and if it does happen oh boy i am cent percent sure that boyfriend will die of heartattack ...hahahhahahaaa:P


"okay one last chance .....ill see u today at richas house ok?' she ordered
" yeah ....now please give me that smile" the bechara boyfriend pleaded for the maharanis mercy
":)" she texted
"no , a good smile"
okay i was really having the most hilarious time....what did the dumbass expect..to give him all her teeth and smile toothless?!!

the tom and jerry girl blushed.....really ....how can someone blush on such a cheesy filmy line?
and i shud definitely stop calling her the "tom and jerry girl" as she clearly was the most difficult person to cheer up in the whole world ...she does not deserve a tom and jerry cover...i guess she cud carry a mean girls kinda cover...[ am i over obsessing about the phone cover....maybe yes ....mine doesnt have a tom and jerry:p]

"ok fine:)))" she replied
"thats like my bacha" he gushed
CAN I KICK THEM ....BACHA BABU SHONA NEXT WHAT....? GOLGAPPA?...KULCHA CHOLA.?..RAJMA CHAWAL?....CHICKEN NAAN.?..IT CAN EVEN GO TO INFINITE LENGHTS DAMN IT!?!!

"khana khaya" the girl asked in a motherly tone
"hmm ...an hour ago" he replied
"mera top leaye?"
"hmm"
"movie tickets book karwayin?"
"hmm"

OKAY...THIS KIND OF INTERROGATION I AM SURE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN FACED BY INDRANI MUKERJEE.....I AM REALLY EXCITED TO FIND OUT WHETHER  THIS GIRLS NEXT GONNA ASK "POTTY KRLI?" ..... :p
imagining all such comments in my mind i tried ...i literally did try really hard to control my laughter but my brain and neurons were not getting the synaptic messages and i started grinning . a aunty sitting in front of me who was busy in applying all sorts of creams on her face saw me with a confused look as if "who the hell are u n y are u looking at my creams which promises to make me look10 years younger" ...it was enough of staring so i stared right back as if to  say" hey lady ...the last thing i am bothered on this earth is about ur damn creams....heheee" tit for tat

"any more questions bacha?"
"yes"
"what now?" i cud sense the annoyance in the creeps reply
"why are u getting frustated....nahin ana party m to mat ao naa....bhaav kyu khaarhe ho?"
"bhaav nhi kharha bacha ....{god somebody ban the word bacha.....}...its just i need to go to pee...will come back in 10 mins"
"10 mins?!!....so long...peeing only takes 4 mins ....why are u taking 6 mins extra...and waise bhi baad mein jaana ...mera station is about to come after 10 mins only..,.ok?"
"hmm"
CAN SOMEONE CONVINCE THIS GIRL THAT THE  BOY WONT BE ABLE TO HOLD IT FOR EVEN 2 SECS.!!!!...I AM PRETTY SURE THAT BY THIS TIME HE MUST HAVE TAKEN HIS PHONE TO THE WASHROOM :P

"Why are u replying in hmm....wats wrong?"
"nothing.....WUD U STOP BEING SO CRAZYYY...U R DRIVING ME MAD...I JUST WANTED TO PEE AND EVEN IN THIS U MANAGED TO BRING THE BREAKUP THING IN BETWEEN...I M SICK OF U"










BABU
OFFLINE







after 10 mins of staring like an utter fool in her iphone and changing her dps 15 times which constituted messages like ...."broken hearts still work"
"saying u love me doesnt prove it"
and exactly after 5 seconds she messages him "SORRY:0"


"ITS OK BACHA ...M SORRY TOO" he instantly replied
"it was all  my fault"
"no bacha it was mine"
"no mine"
"mine"
"mine"
"nooo bacha mine"



KASHMERE GATE:MY STATION HAD COME BUT THEIR "MINES WERE NOT GETTING OVER"
i started laughing so loud that this girl finally asked me...."whats ur problem kiddo?"
"umm...no nothing..i was just wondering from where did u get that tom and jerry cover"

AND THE GATE CLOSED BEFORE SHE CUD SAY ANYTHING WHICH COULD INCLUDE HIGH CLASS ABUSES :P..{HEHEEEE}


i went back home laughing all the way round wondering that this was the reason why honey singh makes such dignified songs on girls u noe :p




my heart goes out to all those bechara guys who have to face such fancy whims at regular basis...
moral of the story: relationships are injurious to health....wo apke dil m tar bharte hain....itna tar jo apko beemar banaskta h ....bahut beemar.....heheeeee OFCOURSE I AM NOT AGAINST LOVE OR SOMETHING...I LUV MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS TOO BUT PEOPLE LIKE THESE ARE COMPLETELY EPIC AND ONE SHOULD NOT LEAVE A SINGLE CHANCE TO TEASE THEM,,,,HEHHEEEE...KIDDING

enjoy life...have fun...dream big and let these small things make u laugh like a budhaa
KEEP SMILING:)