WHEN COMPASSION OVERPOWERS ANNOYANCE

ola guys...how you all have been? how has life been treating you all?

the scale goes 

1awesome...i am high dude

2great just finished my exams

3fine...bored as hell

4how have i been? you moron i have a boss who is pain in the ass, have my sisters wedding to attend and you have the bloody audacity to ask me how i am?

5 facing 200 wtfs per minute

so whatever ur scale score might say...i gurantee you a stress free zone here...

oh can u hold on please...theres some noise going on, ill just come back ok?

"NO NO NO NOOOOOO, it cant be the nosy chadha uncle again! WHY? is he a sadist mom?"

" shut up princess, speak properly"

" ask him to behave properly, if he has a balcony extended adjacent to ours, then ask that old man to fart inside , he purposely comes at the time wen i drink my horlicks. HE IS A BLOODY SADIST MOM" i cried

"baby you gotta adjust, and moreover he is aged, u need to respect him. say sorry right now" mom chipped

" FINE...but this isnt fair u noe...he gets to sneak around the balcony , allowed to fart with that disastrous smell over which i have used atleast 6 bottles of ambipure, and then not even feeling a tinge of sorry, he smiles back at me with his parantha stuffed mouth"

" princess! i am gonna smack u now if u are gonna keep behaving like this"

" ALRIGHT ..."

the bell rings

" baby open the door"

 #I IGNORE

the bell rings 10 times

" you idiot why arent u opening the door?

[ ok is my mom really looking fwd to an answer by me..fine..its because thru the sheds i saw nosy chadha ji coming up with a bowl in his hand...i m not gonna give him my chocolates this time i swear....oh why does he need chocolates? GOD KNOWS]

" he he he namaste namaste? beta hanger hai?"

" excuse me?" i roll my eyes in bewilderment

" hanger....for the clothes?"

"yeah...but then why have you bought this bowl?"

" oh beta...ye to gangajal hai...drop a few of it on ur head and u will be bestowed with good brains

OMG I AM GONNA KILL THIS UNCLE....GOOD BRAINS? OK FINE..CONTROL...THIS MAN IS AGED...SUFFERING FROM DEMENTIA....CONTROL....DO NOT COMMENT

"here is ur hanger? anything else" i stand with my arms cross folded

" nhi beta ....acha chocolates nhi dogi iss baar"

" arrey she will definitely give...right baby...go get the silk "

MY SILK...OH MY SILK....OK CAN SOMEONE FIND ME A BOOK ON HOW TO TORTURE NOSY NEIGHBOURS

" COME SIT NA UNCLE" my mom invites

rubbish..mom u are inviting a fart bomb...our little home will burst into flames of co2 and ofcourse parso raat ki palak paneer

suddeenly maa sees me carrying a bottle of ambipure and makes me run for my life with the death stare she gives me

bell rings again. my sister glares at me as she saw chadhaji sitting at her spot.....alright i didnt want my spot to be all palak paneery so i made him sit there

thnks to her, i got down and went to the park to get some fresh air.

while walking i saw my friend neha on the phone talking to her boyfriend

" oh i luv u"

" luv u too sugar"

\" aww"

"aww"

"ewwww, stop it neha" 

oblivious to me she jumped around in shock only to find me laughing at her....furiously she showed me her phone screen where her boyfriend was equally concerned as if oh-my-god-is my-barbie-all right-look

"hey punk" i said

" hey" he dryly replied , why wudnt he? i had invaded the i luv u phase 

guys i seriously dont get it ....saying i luv u too after i luv u is like saying JAI MATA DI after someone says SAARE BOLO..hahaaaa

anyways i thought to have a little bit of fun

so i took the left earphone from neha " so punk what plans do u have?

[OH PUNK? his name is pankaj but he gets irritated wen someone calls him that .....idiot!;p]

"hey can u please handover the earphone to my moon"

" moon? are u crazy?

" i mean neha"

" ohhhhhhhhh...mooooooonnnn"

" yes" he blushed

' okay so if neha is ur moon then technically it means u gotta stay 9955886.7 kms away from her"

" who are u?: alien?'

" huh..somebody not as weird as u PANKAJ" I WAS in full mood to piss my friends off

" arre babaji ..why getting angry...and u live two blocks away...come...lets have a badminton match" i challenged him as i have always done from my childhood

" whats with babaji?"

" arre budhu! if husbands are parmeshwars to tu to boyfriend hai...unko babaji ka darza diya jaa skta hai" i succeeded in irritating him

" buzz off alien! pj"

"u alien"

" u"

" u" 

so before the fight cud begin again neha snatched the phone and told him jai mata di .oh i mean iluv u too and came back to me ...finally!

" why are u pestering me? is chadha uncle at ur place again?"

" hmm....hes farting again"

out of nowhere we hear a screeching sound......as we looked back i saw someone fighting with chadha uncle, suddenly he pushed him and he fell on the ground ...

i dont know what go into me , the man ago i was cursing for being so nosy, an overprotective instinct overpowered me and i ran towards him at lightning speed with neha shouting something which i cudnt possibly hear

"hello! who the hell are u? dont u have any manners ...stay away!" i screamed at the man

" beta rehnedo tum...m theek hun" he pacified me

" aree tum kon hoti ho beech mai ane wali? mai apne dad se baat krrha hun...you stay out of it"

I GASPED IN SHOCK...a man was hitting his old father

" agar apne daant nhi tudwane na to niklo yahan se warna ill call the security...buzz off" i was yelling now

" papa...give me the papers and ill go...i dont want a scene"

now the thing was getting clearer , he was the man who was greedy for his fathers property and in his selfish ulterior motives he had fallen to such grave levels

not wanting to get involved in their matter but still protecting uncles self esteem even though he smelt like palak paneer was the main aim

" security, keep this man out of our colony, i shall never see him again else ull have it from me" i swore

the man, embarassed went away with plans of revenge in his mind

" thanku bete, bhagwan tumhe sadh budhi de" WITH his eyes numb he laughed at me. i hugged him back[with my nose blocked ofcourse...who wants to smell rotten palak paneer...hehehee...kidding]

AT THIS POINT READERS I SERIOUSLY WANTED TO BOTH CRY AND LAUGH, CHADHA JI WILL NEVER LEAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO TKE A DIG AT MY BRAIN

WELL SOMETHINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNCHANGED....THATS THE BEAUTY OF IT

YOU WILL FIND PEOPLE who are annoying, irritating,snobbish but in the end of the day what matters is u understand each persons battle before judging them....each person on earth is born with a clean heart and a kind instinct which is manipulated by the society. DONT LET IT DO IT TO U, STAY RAW,STAY KIND and ofcourse

KEEP SMILING:)

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