THE ACCIDENTAL DATE

"once upon a time there lived a small little princess......she waited for a prince charming...."
"err...wait...LETS F*** the princess and get straight to the damn point nishi....u r such a kiddo baby" cried riya






lets stop and lemme tell u wats going on....this story is not about a princess nor a prince
its about a girl riya and her friends and how they find a suitable ..."{well see along how suitable he is :p } guy for her. before that ..lets c the character sketch


RIYA SAHINI,19, bipolar
typical punjabi version of kajol in k3g..
the girl who was born with a speaker in her throat
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single and very much desperate to mingle...{just make sure the guy has good english else , boy u r in a hell lot of trouble}


SHIVU,19
anorexic...makes the worlds best CHEESE SANDWICH {oh wait that was her mum }
JAT,proficient in 4 languages
1 english
2 hindi
3 sarcasm
4 profanity
MOTTO: if i dont insult u that means i dont like u { so basically she loves me the most in this world:p}
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: recently broke up with her 3rd boyfriend..is on a hunt for a new man who can feed her atleast 2 pizzas [cheeseburst] a day


SEXY,19
binge eater, way too lazy
worlds best cake baker{please place her orders...c sexy m doing publicity for u baby:p}
loves antique jewellery....sometimes can be mistaken as a tantrik
RELATIONSHIP STATUS; looking out for some rich tyagi...{tyagi boys please try ur luck:p}

ADU,19, the girl who takes leave from college bcoz her boyfriends little finger got swollen
full of psychological history...way too cute {until she opens her mouth and tries having a competition with me in eating kulcha roles}
loves writing the most depressing poems which somehow amazes all of us
has an amazing memory{still she forgets where she last kept her iphone}
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: dont even bother asking..its written COMPLICATED everywhere
she loves him one moment and the next is on  a world war 3 with him


TINA,20
will make a perfect mother in law some day
speaks clear truth even it means kicking someones ass off
loves eating therefore i luv her too
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: same as mine...loves books more than boys:p..NOT INTERESTED


VIBU,19
doesnt speak much...
loves drama...very sweet
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: NO COMMENTS


DARA, the problematic guy,21
a rich spoilt brat whom riya falls for{ god damn it..cudnt she find a bttr one}
is a 3 yr psychology student but still doesnt know who an extrovert is {wait mr dara till u meet riya ,

for whom the definition of extravert was made}

ALEX, THE LION{ok dont get me wrong hes not a lion..i prefer to call him ..u will understand why if yu have seen the movie MADAGASCAR...if not...dont even try decoding..hehee}
the socializable firang....or shud i call him the accidental BAIT
resides in germany..is the son of albert einstein...[ dude he is doing his majors in mathematics..its not a joke, i cant even calculate 2+2..ok fine thats too much i can do itna toh:p]









12 sept 2015
2 lecture
" OH MY GOD ... OH MY GOD I DONT BELIVE DIS ...DARA ASKED ME OUT " Riya freaked out as soon as i came out of the lecture hall
" shut up riya...u asked him out bitch" shivi counterattacked
"not again riya" i and tina said together
"wats wrong with u..how could u go out with someone whom u just met a day back...mummy se poocha" i enquired
" isko bahar nikalo...24 ghante mummy mummy" sexy snapped at me
"aww...so cute " adu gushed


" guys hello? remember my first date..i gotta prepare for it" riya bought us back
"ohkay checklist
u need a lbd
a peep toe heel
some goodmake up
and a good hair day" our style guru sexy advised



"WHAT? NOW!" they all glared at me as i stared at them as  a complete fool coz i couldnt understand  a single word
" tuhe bas khana samjh m ata h ..rehne de..tumse na hopaega" shivi commented
"baby...lbd is a dress peep toes are shoes ...ab smjha baby?" sexy comforted me
" toh direct bolna tha na ki u need clothes and sport shoes...kitta dimaag kharab krte ho yaar" i beamed at my so called intelligence
"riya...dont worry MISSION DARA IS ON" adu came to her full bollywood mode

so after classes sexy n shivu took riya to shopping at edm ...they purchased the most elegant dresses and shoes...OH DONT U WORRY ABOUT THE MOOLAH...RIYA WILL DO ANYTHING TO IMPRESS DARA
after her shopping and saloon spree...she FINALLY called me up in the evening ..i was eating { as usual} and writing my practical { again as usual :p}
"nishi baby ...i m so excited"
"hmm"
"i hope he likes the dress"
"hmm"
"he will na? i hope it aint too short"{ i will kick her in the ass if she asks it again!..its 116th time she asked me this}
"hmm"
"u listening to me?"
"hmm"
" u noe u need some communication manners...u lack them"
"hmm"
"WHAT THE...." and she stopped ..she knew how much i hated abuses ..
"nishi..please say something naa"
" wat riyaa...wat shud i say...i say dont waste ur time on such stupid things..bt u arnt gonna listen are u? .."
"nishi....i want someone who can handle me" {ok can someone tell me how to get out of the phone and kick her ass ...PLEASEEEE!! shes not listening to me man!...just not bothered ....and now she wants someone who can handle her...WHY? is she a zoo animal who needs handling?!}
i decided to keep my comments to myself and got back eating
"nishiiiii...i need a person who is caring,sweet,whom i can dominate" riya wailed
"jaa..kutta leaa" shivi suddenly propped up from nowhere
"guys...cmon be xcited"
"ye saare guys are same riya...." tina pitched in
"to kisne bola sabko try krne ko...ek hi ko pakad na" sexy laughed off
"all d best riya" vibu too replied
"oh ..nishi..wens the test on poverty?"vibu asked
"next week..kuch start ni kia yaar"
"INN DONO KO GROUP SE BAHAR NIKALOOO" riya and shivu screamed
"yaar how should i begin ..i mean hi hello...fir?" riya asked
"fir kya....wo tujhse poochega ...do u like me n then tu bolna"just as friends" " tina was upteem with her awesome comments
"seriously idk wen did a ufo dropped and dumped all thses stupid people and now they have let these aliens loose and apparently that ufo aint coming back" sexy quipped targeting at me and vibu
"GUYS...BACK TO ME!" riya said
"oh yeah...so all set?" adu asked
"hmm...but i am not sleepy..i dont noe y" riya blushed
"abbey zyada pyar vaar ka natak mat kr..tu dopahar m khub soti h!" shivi sarcasm was at the level best
" gunnite guys...its 10:30 ...sleeping time " i said n retired to bed
"ekyahan isko neend nhi arhi doosra salaa kumbhkaran ki dukan...jaa bey" sexy said
"gunnite baby" adu said




11:45
MISSION DARA ABORTED
RIYA LEFT
SHIVU LEFT
SEXY LEFT.....so basically a panic call woke me up...riya...was crying...DARA HAD BLOCKED HER
okay so in the middle of my sleep i get a call where all her dream plans almost shattered
"its ok riya...he was a jerk" sexy tried calming her
"abbey tereko pehle hi bola tha shaadi tak k plan mat soch" tina sighed
" noo...maine to bacho k naam bhi soch lie the..he shattered me...i m so broken" riya wailed
i started laughing in my sleep....2 bacho ki planning like seriously... u goota kidding me
unfortunately they heard my giggles
" omg...dont be so insensitive re" adu said
"maine kaha hai isko nikalo grp se" shivu was convinced that i had lost my brainsss...
"riya..u will find some one better tha him" tina said
"aww..riyu....uske saamne kam english jhadni thi na...ab koi ni...insaan galtiyon se seekhta h" shivi tried supporting
admist all this i was snoring...and suddenly woke up wen riya was screaming and wailing on the reciever
' guys i have a good idea...lets sleep over it...n kl milke lets c..ok? riya its all ok...sojaa"
"cool'
"done"
"sure"
" i miss him" riya said

SLEEP RIYA! all of screamed at her....




by the way i am very sure we all have a hetrogeneous mixture of friends who make u laugh, cry, and wat not...and these stupid things that riya is crying on now...trust me after 1o years wen she will have her chuunu munnu running around with a rich guy [as she dreams] , she will have a hell lot of time laughing at her own self

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SAYONARA
KEEP SMILING:)